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alone-in-the-shade · 4 days
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I have realized that the perfect form of media must have a delicate balance between absolutely heart wrenching pure emotional devastation and the most ridiculous nonsense you have ever seen in your whole life
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alone-in-the-shade · 7 days
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alone-in-the-shade · 10 days
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maybe a crazy take idk but i dont actually think many scenes in stories are 'unneccesary' i think they just make people uncomfortable and rather than try to understand the significance of that discomfort and why the author mightve deliberately inflicted it, decide that discomfort = bad, therefore that scene + the author are both bad
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alone-in-the-shade · 11 days
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whenever my sister, cousin, and I are into new media, we play a game where we assign each other a husband, wife, and a best friend from the show/game/series etc.
it's fun bc we have to justify our choices with everything we have, because the husband my cousin assigns to me from some series might not be the one I see myself with, so she has to basically orate her thesis on why I'm getting married to that guy. over all it's a fun glimpse into how your friends see you and think of you etc.
highly recommend this game. also, get funky with the gender however you like. we do a husband and wife for most mainstream media that is extremely gendered, but do whatever. spouse works as well.
above all, it's about submitting your friends to the mortifying ordeal of being known via betrothal.
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alone-in-the-shade · 12 days
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You, a fool, when characters state different or contradictory things about backstory events or how the world works: This is a plot hole!
Me, wise, enlightened: Not so, neophyte. Have you considered all the exhaustive possibilities in which one of these characters simply has no idea what they are talking about, or better yet, is a fucking liar?
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alone-in-the-shade · 15 days
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Are you lonely? Do you long for meaning and connection in your life? Are you unable to trust others and need someone who cannot criticize your toxic coping mechanisms? Consider adopting a dog
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alone-in-the-shade · 1 month
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can we please talk about my wife
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alone-in-the-shade · 2 months
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I wanted to meme before the big day.
Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..
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alone-in-the-shade · 2 months
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easily on the list of top 10 things they didn't need to know
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alone-in-the-shade · 2 months
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fiction and fantasy are so fun because it's like. if i met this man in real life i would drop kick him off a cliff within three seconds of him opening his mouth. luckily for him he doesn't exist so we can all happily ignore those red flags and pretend we could fix him
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alone-in-the-shade · 2 months
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Dune: Part Two (2024) // Despicable Me (2010)
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alone-in-the-shade · 2 months
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Community + text posts (22/?)
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alone-in-the-shade · 2 months
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PLEASE LOOK AT THE SHADING AI SPENT I SPENT A GOOD AMONT OF TIME ON IT
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alone-in-the-shade · 3 months
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NO IT SHOULD NOT BE THIS FUCKING CLOSES TF
THE SHIP WARS ROUND THREE
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alone-in-the-shade · 3 months
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"How would you describe most of your favorite shows/books?"
Like this:
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alone-in-the-shade · 3 months
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pls save me Jeff winger
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alone-in-the-shade · 3 months
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