almondious
insane about mcr 24/7/365
name's Dain, but you can also call me Almonds | 20 | he/they/it | cro | i really like mcr
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perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized
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awesome picture how do i move on now from this moment
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thinking about when chanse mccrary of smosh fame said “museums are jail for culture” during a smosh games word association game and then 10 seconds later started naming italian foods and left it at that
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there have been 774664 studies on basic income and the results of every single one have been “wow! we gave people money and literally everything improved! crime rates are down! the actual sky is bluer! my (the researcher’s) wife decided not to leave me after all!” but these have all been short studies, just a couple years. i think what’s really missing from the field is a proper long form study, with a broader, bolder demographic, to really get us those numbers we need. a truly diverse study pool like, say, everyone. forever
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great pyrenees are so fucking awesome theyre just big. if i didnt think that owning one was a supremely bad idea for me in particular id get one. i just think itd become my boss or something. im too lazy for a working breed truly
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i made a grindr and in under 24 hours i got the most insane unsolicited nude to ever exist. hes fully nude on the beach and in his right hand is a black tipped reef shark i could not make this shit up if i tried
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always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada
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Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age
Before 1990: //////
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1991://////
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Oh my god. I bought a sub to a local news substack, saw they used a ton of AI images, and backed out of renewal saying that I loved their work but couldn’t pay for AI.
It’s been a few weeks, and I just got this email seemingly addressed to me personally:
THINK LOCALLY BABY
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*kisses my man’s knuckles like he is the whole world* what’s up bro
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