All New Voltron Knowledge From the Handbook

There’s been a lot of new information because of the handbook pages, so here’s a masterlist of everything that we learned!

* Shiro is 25, Keith is 18, Lance is 17, Hunk is 17, Pidge is 15, and Allura is a teenager (no specific age was listed) * Keith’s birthday is October 23 * Lance is Cuban, Hunk is Samoan, Shiro is Japanese, Pidge is Italian, and Keith is…….. Part Human, Part Galra. This is not what we meant, Dreamworks. * Shiro’s hair turned partially white due to stress. * Space dad is a phrase actually used by the Paladins. * Lance’s favorite food is garlic knots. * All the paladins have a pair of lion slippers, but Lance wears his the most. * Hunk thought that Pidge’s real name was still Pidge Gunderson, even after she told them she was a girl. * Hunk has an “encyclopedic knowledge” of spices on earth and is learning about plants in space as well. * Allura has super strength. * Coran thinks that he is “hip” * Allura calls cows “milkshake-makers”

today is a blessed day… here’s a video celebrating the blessed boy

Happy Birthday Sharpshooter! 

Just an idea that sprung to mind last minute. I had fun with the cake.

exhibit a, everybody, on why shaladinks are literally nightmares

Okay so if you’re a shala///din shipper who says ‘but I don’t ship it sexually!!!!! It’s just the fluff!!!!!!!!!’ A) that’s still shitty and B) what the fuck are you going to do about the people who DO ship it sexually you fucking dipshits

hey everyone! this is kinda serious so i’d appreciate if you read this post and spread it around so more people see it.

someone is trying to imitate “operation shalanonymous” and they seem to be more insidious than minty or the-coolest-shaladin were when they infiltrated our server. if you’re unaware, “operation shalanonymous” was an orchestrated infiltration of several anti servers in order to spy on and “expose” antis in their own supposedly safe discord servers.

now this is happening again. tumblr user theshalasecret is already inside a server, and one screenshot has already been posted. they’re trying to keep this hush-hush, but i don’t want the same thing to happen over again. people were hurt very badly last time, and this does not need to keep happening.

so to everyone in an anti server:

don’t post any personal information in general-access channels

stop posting selfies

be careful about what you say, because the user may use it against you

double-check who is in your server currently, and avoid letting in new people for now unless you know them personally

screen every single person in your group; don’t trust anyone who has joined a server since at least july 13 (the date of theshalasecret’s first post–you might want to be extra careful and be wary of people who have joined before that date)

please be safe, and don’t let this shitshow repeat itself!

Okay so if you're a shala///din shipper who says 'but I don't ship it sexually!!!!! It's just the fluff!!!!!!!!!' A) that's still shitty and B) what the fuck are you going to do about the people who DO ship it sexually you fucking dipshits

allura icons ft. the new lgbt flag created to acknowledge and celebrate diversity in the lgbt community ✧ please reblog/credit if you use ✧ if you’d like one with a different coloured background feel free to ask

Ok google how do I deal with the crushing realisation that all my friends hate each other and will probably end up hating me too

Lemme see something.

Reblog if you hate MAPs/“NOPs”/pedophiles and if they disgust you, which they should.

i thought these fucks could sink no lower and YET

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

its my birthday u fucks

u cant shaladin today

hi im a new anti blog and i made some headers that accidentally rhyme

Oh my what a good day it is to expose a trashie pedophile.

Someone sent us this. This is the guy who runs askloudcestfamily and he’s more well known as askapplejackandspike, both of which are nasty

The Loud//cest one is basically this blog where he draws pictures of Lincoln Loud (who is 11) doing the dirty with his sisters (who are 15 months to 17) and it’s all very explicit too. He even drew a picture of Bobby (who is 17) doing it with Sergio, the family parrot. So yea just a very nasty dude.

I believe he also ships Pine//cest and Stev//idot. Not to mention that other blog is centered around a pedo ship, a baby dragon with an adult (I think) pony

Please report him if you can and tag anyone you think needs to see this

@protect-the-loud-house @report-a-predator @usagi-against-pedos

Hey just a reminder that as per US law porn of fictional characters that are minors legally child porn and you can go to jail for producing or distributing it. So yeah cry about antis or w/e but maybe you should consider the real life consequences for your grossness.

look at them, happy pride month y’all

hey any of u guys got some lesbian allura icons u can help me find 

hey guys fiction affects reality

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2012/03/18/opinion/sunday/the-neuroscience-of-your-brain-on-fiction.html?_r=0&referer=http://t.umblr.com/

http://www.fastcompany.com/1842370/how-fiction-impacts-fact-social-impact-bookshops

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/01/14/the-science-of-sex-abuse.%25E2%2580%25A8important

http://www.psmag.com/books-and-culture/reading-fiction-impacts-aggressive-behavior-35839

https://www.bostonglobe.com/ideas/2012/04/28/why-fiction-good-for-you-how-fiction-changes-your-world/nubDy1P3viDj2PuwGwb3KO/story.html

http://www.theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2013/oct/08/literary-fiction-improves-empathy-study

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-echochambers-28537149

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/answer-sheet/literature/experts-probe-how-twilight-and.html

http://www.thestargarden.co.uk/Why-society-needs-science-fiction.html

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-mind-stage/201211/do-fictional-characters-affect-our-real-life

try to not ship pedophilloic/incest/abusive ships ok?