i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 40th year in a row
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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section
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personally if i were an artist and teenage girls happened to gravitate towards my art i would consider that the highest fucking honour imaginable
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It’s a het ship to YOU. To ME, they are both incredibly bisexual.
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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??
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