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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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just remembered how my stepdad would make maruchan instant ramen and then just put a slice of processed cheese in it. im glad he's in prison
#well that meal would do numbers in prison i can tell you that for a fact#they're always trying to run off with extra slices of cheese too
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"we need to always be calling everyone that isnt off that day to work no exceptions"
ok got it
"dont call this specific person up"
alright im sure theres a reason
"dont call a bunch of people up here we dont need them all"
well, im 2/3rds of the way through calling everyone so-
"we need more people up here call up the rest of those guys"
someone who's good at employment help me make sense of this
#'no one is allowed to take trays of food back' ok seems silly but i got it#*everyone and their mother* 'im letting them take trays back'#90% of the job is just me going ???????#also the reason for specific people is 'he annoying i dont wanna deal with him today'
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is my coworker dead or did she forget she was scheduled in and either her phone died or my supervisor doesn't know how to call people
#she no call no showed and this is VERY unlike her#but the supervisor has tried to call me and managed to call the wrong number despite other supervisors having NO ISSUE
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reblog for the most chaos PC we can manage
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doodle
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These are called Witches Stairs. Allegedly, witches can't climb up them.
You will occasionally find them in very, very old New England homes.
#yeah yeah going up would be bad but can you imagine trying to get down these fuckers?#especially at night???
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As important as explicit gay rep is, nothing will ever be funnier to me than an entire fandom collectively deciding a relationship between two characters is gay without even a shred of subtext
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put in the tags why not OR how you’d cook your science meal
(there are no health risks in eating the meat)
#of course but i would also request it be used to make me a different set of organs#kidneys and liver just in case but mostly the reproductive variety
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i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing
#im reminded of the many times i tried to visualize a ladder in my mind and the fuckin thing. kept falling over.#i was trying VERY HARD to just have a stable goddamn ladder#never worked#(until adderall)#now i can visualize a ladder propped up against a wall and have a bitch climb it#no falling no breaking nothin
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i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something
#fries#chips#biscuits#dry ass cookies#soda#candy?? im not sure if theres a more specific type op is going for#cigarettes#hat or more specifically beanie#cotton candy#i think thats what that is anyways#and im in maryland currently but picked up linguistic habits from various places in the us
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Okay, inspired by that post about how USAmericans take swearing much more seriously than other countries, here's a poll:
(I'd love to add more nuance to this, but 12 options is the max, so I can't include as much detail as I'd like.)
If you're non-USAmerican, please feel free to leave your country of residence/origin in the tags, along with your answer!!! I'd love to see if there's a correlation between certain countries aside from the U.S., but I was limited by 12 options.
(*Also, as for what counts as "casual swearing", that would be swearing that happens in any conversation or context aside from a strong negative. So swearing when you're in pain doesn't count, and neither does cussing someone out or shit-talking someone when you're angry.)
(for the purposes of this poll, casual swearing aimed at a person would be any non-malicious swearing directed at a person, where they are aware that it's non-malicious. Something like a lighthearted, joking with friends. For example, your friend tells you something shocking and you say "fuck off, you're kidding me". Or even something like "you devious motherfucker, I love it!")
(for the "certain swear words" option, as an example, you might be okay with hell/shit/damn, but not things like bitch or fuck.)
And as always, please reblog for sample size!
#i get to swear at work!#one of the perks along with posted notices about how the management isnt allowed to interfere with union activities#ie 'management if u dont fuckin stop im gonna let the union fuckin GET U'#its great#downsides include the moral ambiguity of working in a prison#and the food sucks
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