*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

i mean sure man whatever. the stationary store has fucking pronouns

look i agree that modern videogames file sizes are totally bloated; there’s no good reason for the majority of ordinary triple-a videogames to be between 90-150gb especially to make it slightly higher resolution etc. however if you start your post with this i am immediately not going to take you seriously.

Appreciate him

unconsentually exposing the public to impact play kink by getting into a fistfight in the 7/11 parking lot

Do these guys fantasize about anything besides cuckoldry

Hi [deadname]!

The 2024 election will be the most critical of our lives. You gave $5 to Bernie Sanders’ campaign back in 2016 and you’re too lazy to unsubscribe from these so I’m just texting you to beg for money.

We NEED to keep California’s senate seat blue, and Doug Whiteguy is the best option we have. I know you’ve never lived in California but it’s crucial anyway. Have you SEEN Trump’s latest attack on Doug? We NEED your support! I know he’s a bland, only-slightly-progressive democrat who hasn’t said a damn thing about stopping the war in Gaza, but democracy women’s rights progressive future of our country girlboss Biden blue abortion access trump trump trump trump trump

Can I count on your support, [deadname]?

Source

Godzilla’s second form (a.k.a. Kamata-kun) from Shin Godzilla (2016)

looking over and seeing this is so scary

*Stares directly into the camera*