The other day I dreamed I died and went to hell for my numerous sins and because I so utterly despised customer service Satan made me his personal receptionist.
Do you know how many Karens are in hell? I wasn't even allowed to pitchfork them or Satan would write me up to corporate.
If anybody needs me, I'm going a little feral and running off into the microforest behind my apartment complex to join the Fair Folk and the fat possum I desperately want to befriend.
Just leave a cheese platter on the picnic table under the next full moon if it's urgent. The Fae lord who's taken me as his bride will release me for as long as it takes me to fetch him some Taco Bell.
I am 40, but I am deeply unhappy. I finally have disability, but I'm paying most of it for rent. I'm getting food stamps because rent is so much of my disability payment that the government agrees I deserve more help for food.
Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]
inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.
Gonna look for confirmation but I've seen a claim relating to the news that the NHS is going to force GICs to hand over patient records to look for evidence of detransition, that the criteria they are going to use is if the patient has a GRC.
I dont have a solid source yet. Do not panic yet. But if true I will lose my fucking mind.
Harper x Tom for @cadybear420 for the @choicesfandomappreciation April Acts of Kindness Event
Happy April, Cady!! So sorry I am late with this but ai hope you love it. I so loved this book and just started a replay of it so I had to go with these two. Also I know you said Harper wasn’t one to necessarily wear pink but that the canon sweater felt appropriate given the colors. I just love that touch to her character that I had to go with it.
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