Fuck. I can't do anything right. *pulls my shirt up slightly and you can see a little bit of my abs*
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fuck i should have changed my url to unalivehouse for april fools day or something. FUCK
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i'm gonna k *remembers i shouldn't make suicide jokes* i must become the monster
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this too shall pass
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happened, happening, will happen
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As I gaze at the structural column in Copley Station, cracked nearly in two and held together with zip ties that have been carefully painted over to match the column underneath, I feel my soul intertwined with that of a small Italian boy of days gone by, who also stopped to look up at a large, groaning, newly painted tank full of molasses
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if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice
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Canonically sad wet cat of a man
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🔥 she belongs in a dream 🔥
just a little laura for today
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The pros about crochet/knitting with dark yarn: it's gorgeous.
The cons about crochet/knitting with dark yarn: can't see sh*t.
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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment
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