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alienattacks · 1 month
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i hate when people call marcille a girlfailure btw like SHE ISNT. and shes not a ”girlboss” either. this is a neurotic and Permanently On The Edge of a Breakdown overachiever late 20s virgin just out of her phd program with permanently shaky hands from an addiction to overly sugary coffee and a deep desire to be crushed to death under falins giant jugs no matter the cost. the only thing shes ever ”failed” at is going to theraphy
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woah
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they are trying to restrain my power.
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never forgive trigger for what they cut
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doing that big shake that dogs and wolves do would fix me
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My Homophobic dog masterpost
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It's pick up your pal Tuesday
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oh boy oh boy it’s that time again
WET BEAST WEDNESDAY‼️
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embracing silliness and being unapologetically weird is my salvation
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my mom says you can come over for a play date on sunday but we cant go into the mirror world or the brutalist house or the bathhouse or the airport BUT the navidson hallway is fair game. and i also have pepsi but you have to bring your own lunch
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meow :3
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well?
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looking at train videos with my girlfriends and going "that thing looks fucking ridiculous" every time a small funny train is shown followed by "BE NICE TO HIM??"
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Yippee!!!
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you. you want me to do what.
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