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alicesdeathbead · 11 days
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and on the fifth day god invented people who are younger and more successful than you in order to teach you some kind of fucked up and evil lesson
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“5 amazon products you NEED” “pov: you bought a straw that ✨prevents wrinkles✨ (link in bio!)” “how i stay skinny as a working mom of 3 [straight up eating disorder behavior]” “refill my emotional support stanley cup with me” “POV: you’re a 23 year old tradwife boy mom😍” “i spent 2,800 dollars on a top! let’s style it!” “does anyone else’s husband do this😂😂😂 [the most insane example of weaponized incompetence anyone has ever seen]” What the fuck are you people talking about😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇
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alicesdeathbead · 11 days
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“im a girls girl” is the new “im an empath” in terms of it being a phrase you only hear from the absolute worst people you’ve ever met
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behind every socially awkward, shy daughter is an "I'm going to write them a strongly worded email" mother
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alicesdeathbead · 14 days
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why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this
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Yet another Courtney. I had a lot of old prints of her hehe
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alicesdeathbead · 15 days
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my teacher made me read one of my poems for my classmates I wish i died right there
I'm literally Morrissey but not in the race1zt old fart terms, more like the weird ass kid that writes poetry and gets picked on
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alicesdeathbead · 15 days
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I'm literally Morrissey but not in the race1zt old fart terms, more like the weird ass kid that writes poetry and gets picked on
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alicesdeathbead · 16 days
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normalize me getting up in my school table and screaming than proceeding to bash my classmates heads on the wall
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alicesdeathbead · 16 days
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u are all so so loved by me
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I will shit on the floor
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let's all kill ourselves
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alicesdeathbead · 16 days
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My mother says he looks like a vampire. I just think he's a lil queer.
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equality❤️
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