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are you the Jesus fanart guy :D
-Ludovico Sforza, 1495, approaching Leonardo da Vinci to commission the last supper
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Did you watch eurovision last night or are you someone that idnt bothered by it in the slightest 😂
If so what did you think of the uks song and who did u think would win? :D
I think the last time I watched a Eurovision Sandi Shaw won with Puppet on a String. Since then I've been happy for Eurovision to happen without me.
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Song I have on repeat: Fortune Cookies by Rare Americans
Song that makes me feel good: Hand Me My Shovel, I’m Going In by Will Wood and the Tape Worma
Song I could sing all the words to: Lane Boy by Twenty One Pilots / alternative fun answer: Red Signal by The Mechanisms
Song that makes me cry: Sonntagnachmittag by Rainhard Fendrich
Song that makes me do a little dance: Yes I’m A Mess by AJR
Nice thing: just handed in a term paper, and I am for once not being destroyed by imposter syndrome about it
@amelie-isnt-french @wayward-stella if ya want <3
I have decided to make a little tagging game! <3 (Because I keep seeing them and they look fun)
Current on repeat song - Good Luck, Babe! - Chappell Roan
A song that makes you feel good - I Always Knew - The Vaccines
A song that you could probably recite all the words too - Jackie and Wilson - Hozier
A song that makes you have a cry - Fourth Of July - Sufjan Stevens
A song that gets you to have a little dance - Hot To Go - Chappell Roan
Say a nice thing! (it can be something you did, something you saw, something your proud of, a nice fact, just anything because who doesn’t like to read nice things!) - I started a new crochet project and I’m happy with how it’s going
No pressure tags! @oxthemoron @isitjustmeorlifeisweird @cult-of-the-eye @peach-coloured-glasses @lurkingindoorways @doctorwhatwhenandwhere @nohomoyesbi @rapidlydecayingcorpse @vee-thebee @stuckwiththesnakeboi and anyone else!
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HC an actual real forensic psychologist interviews Joker, and realizes he does not meet the legal requirements for being mentally unfit to stand trial (TRUE), and the jury finds he does not meet the requirements for criminal insanity (TRUE) and he is sentenced to death and just like actually successfully executed by Belle Reve Penitentiary.
Batman's official statement "I do not kill. However, I do not give formal statements in political issues, such as the death penalty. If Joker escapes, I will send him back to Belle Reve, regardless of whatever sentencing he receives. I am a Vanguard. I am not a New Jersey Apex Court Justice. Sentencing is outside my jurisdiction or personal interests. Thank you."
Orphan's statement is "I believe wholeheartedly in the sanctity of life. However, I am not opposed to euthanasia."
Red Hood gets hired as a literal Seasonal Summer Worker for Belle Reve, and stands guard.
Barbara Gordon gets hired as Belle Reve Archivist.
Duke Thomas speaks publicly about the Justice System's constant ignorance of the realities of Mental Illness, and the pathologization of acts of violence as mental illness, as well as how white men are frequently given passes for violence by the justice system.
The Joker is executed on April 1st. He is cremated, and his ashes are used in compost alongside goat and pig manure.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel is tried as well, and actually found criminally insane, and after 1 year in psychiatric hospital, and triweekly therapy, she has shown proof of improvement and rehabilitation, 2 years after that, her licensure is reinstated. Instead of going into patient practice, she does psychiatric research, and publishes several papers on the interactions of PTSD and psychotic disorders, as well as developing counseling treatments for domestic abuse and cult survivors.
"Jokes on You Day" becomes a national holiday.
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Yknow that post about that person watchin Parasite expecting there to be an actual flesh parasite monster.
Well I was readin “Invisible Man” by Ralph Ellison, which is a good book about a man tryna find his way in a world that doesn’t want him after his entire life plan fuckin falls apart (the invisibility in this case is metaphorical).
And I was NOT reading “THE Invisible Man” by H.G. Wells (which does in fact star an actually invisible man)
So I’m readin like ‘damn, this dude fuckin goin through it! The groups of power present truly do not see him as the man he is, but rather what they wish him to be! Making him, metaphorically, invisible!
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And then he’s actually gonna turn invisible!!!!”
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It is November of 1893. You have just killed a vampire. Exhausted and worn, you close your eyes and rest.
You wake up. It is May of 1893. You are on a train en route to Transylvania. Your diary says you have had queer dreams lately.
You try to believe it.
(An old woman puts a rosary in your hands. You accept it without question.)
You are a guest in a castle you have never been in before (you recognize every hallway and know without trying that every door is locked). Your host is a man you have never met before (you killed him you killed him you killed him he had turned to dust and there was blood on the snow).
One morning you cut yourself while shaving.
There is nobody behind you in the pocket mirror’s reflection.
You turn fast, and the razor is like a Kukri knife in your hand.
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Two gay bitches in a computer call that eye tea
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realizing cis women also struggle with “passing” a lot of times and has a lot of the same issues with dysphoria trans women have (issues with putting on/losing weight, dissatisfied with bust size, not feeling “feminine” enough, etc.) has done a lot to combat dysphoria for me, cause it’s like, wow, we really have a lot more in common than we have in difference huh
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My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”
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2014: Wow I love Supernatural and Destiel so much! Sure they never TALK about Destiel but if you look at the colors in this scene and the way Dean looks at Cas here, maybe someday they will be cannon. I know it’s a long shot though.
2024: “If the CW hadn’t been so homophobic, Dean and Cas would’ve been balls deep.”
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i am going to start a collection
if you have any other posts of this kind please send them to me
update: this one thanks to @iputmcytsintohydraulicpress (great url, by the way)
this one courtesy of @catamaurrr-star
So I didn’t want to separate it into two images, this was the best I could do- thanks to @blocky-tides! also art is by @/cheeryfairies
thanks @o0recipme0o
hey @igotthisaccountunderduress. less mcyt related but thanks anyways :D
heheh
I GIVE UP GUYS HOW DO I IMAGE ID SOMEONE HELP ME
...so anyways here's my self-promotion now that this has almost 15,000 notes and you guys sure as hell won't see it if i reblog
My AO3! Not much there right now besides OC stuff, but more to come!
Situations ask game! pleasepleaseplease send me hc/life series stuff here i need enrichment (some of these are shorter, but i can promise you i will deliver!)
@traffic-smp-headcannons! me and mod tides like seeing your ideas :)
(of note: i also take art requests, but only traditional)
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I never post on tumblr anymore but hermitcraft sparks so much joy
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