ali3nboyfriend
decepticons, turn up
Logan / Alien. 25+. he/him/his.
Hey there, fellow aliens, this is your Alien Boyfriend, variety streamer, ENVtuber, and video essayist! I love RPGs, works of scifi and fantasy, the art of storytelling, and tabletop roleplay, so you'll be seeing a lot of that here, as well as reblogs of my art from my art blog and posts about my pets. 馃挅
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i had a weird dream last night and i dont remember anything about it besides this chart
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I hate how tumblr memes are so localized to this site i cant fucking find anything
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god I just. love ruthlessness as a character trait so much. sexy sexy sexy
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im just saying, i would be able to see an arctic fox if there was one nearby. i know what an animal looks like
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Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
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