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alexanderreynard · 2 months
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alexanderreynard · 2 months
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Plot twist: the two boys you're choosing between are polyamorous, but they also hate eachother's guts so you still have to pick one
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alexanderreynard · 2 months
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It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was
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alexanderreynard · 3 months
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honestly we as a culture need to approach things with less "boohoo this female celebrity has suffered a misfortune, she can go cry about it in her mansion" and more "if someone can get away with doing this to her, then none of us are safe"
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alexanderreynard · 3 months
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do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button
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alexanderreynard · 4 months
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self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism
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alexanderreynard · 4 months
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Literally I thought I was just in a creative slump for a while (over a year). Nope. Depression. I'm getting help now and actually have the motivation to work on my creative projects again.
Like OP said, If the block lasts too long, ask for help, it's probably not just art block.
hey guys so apparently this is a thing a lot of people don't realise but like. if you have had writer's block/ art block for like. six months. a year. two years. that's maybe not a block. that's maybe depression. and you should maybe look into treating the source of the problem instead of just beating yourself up for not being able to write/draw. be kind to yourself and know that your struggle to create isn't based in laziness or a lack of skill or talent.
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alexanderreynard · 4 months
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in hysterics
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alexanderreynard · 4 months
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I see Tumblr is taking sinus infection/cold and flu season well
hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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alexanderreynard · 4 months
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#They really did it
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alexanderreynard · 4 months
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its new years which means im gonna watch all of my online friends say "happy new year" at drastically different times because of timezones
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alexanderreynard · 4 months
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Ninjas don’t wear black. They used to disguise themselves as civilians. Unlike ninjas in movies, the real guys were smart enough to know that wearing a black outfit with a face mask wasn’t the best strategy for blending in. Source
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alexanderreynard · 4 months
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alexanderreynard · 4 months
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i think all quiet on the western front and the lord of the rings are in direct conversation with each other, as in theyre the retelling of the same war with one saying here’s what happened, we all died, and it did not matter at all and another going hush little boy, of course we won, of course your friends came back
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alexanderreynard · 4 months
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I can't be the first to make this connection
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