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alex-rambles · 6 months
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fnaf movie was good
anyway, this is probably gonna be our last post for good. this place got us through many hard times, but this blog is dead as hell. if we come back, it might just be the odd reblog or to find old art, withh a new account, but alex-rambles is over, folks. it was an excellent run.
this blog will stay up for archive purposes, but yeah. you get it.
love you guys.
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alex-rambles · 7 months
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I have mixed feelings on being called that but in the end it's true
What singlets think existing with DID/OSDD is like: Oh woe is me I am plagued by these demons which tell me to commit murder every hour on the hour how will i ever have a normal life
What it's actually like:
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alex-rambles · 8 months
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Hiiiii!
We've got a little poll for ya'll.
So we're probably gonna make seperate blogs for everyone because they need their space too, HOWEVER...
And this is just left to you guys because this technically WAS a space for Alex, but a lot of other stuff happened, and this blog became a bunch of incoherent... well, rambling. Rambling about "fictionkin" stuff that turned out to be an actual fucking disorder, etc. So you guys decide.
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alex-rambles · 8 months
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when you like a character so much that your brain makes like two of them
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alex-rambles · 8 months
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I want my boyfriend
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alex-rambles · 8 months
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*sigh*
This user is a system
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alex-rambles · 8 months
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I hate those so much
TikTok stop showing me thirst traps of my son challenge (impossible) #🐰💜
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alex-rambles · 8 months
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my state doesn't offer emancipation im screwed
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alex-rambles · 8 months
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MY SUBMISSION LOSTTTT
Best Curse Word Tournament!
fucker (English) /ˈfʌk.ə(ɹ)/ an undesirable person
what the kentucky fried fuck (English) /ʍʌt ˈðiː kənˈtʌki fɹaɪd fʌk/ a spiced up version of “what the fuck”
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alex-rambles · 8 months
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Talking to my friend who is a system but previously thought they were kin about my experience as a kin and how disorienting kinshifts are.
"Oh yeah no that sounds like OSDD 1B that's how it was for me"
What
Now I have to reexamine everything again.
I like- don't need more disorders???
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alex-rambles · 8 months
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ketchup is disgusting
Get off my blog
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alex-rambles · 8 months
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Eyestrain TW
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alex-rambles · 8 months
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i hate being human
mood
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alex-rambles · 8 months
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TAKE THAT UNDYNE
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alex-rambles · 8 months
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Oh yeah I remember that
*springlock failure first person pov thing pops ups on my youtube recommended*
Me: This totally won't be triggering! I should watch it! If I'd triggering, I deserve it anyway!
*Two seconds in my tablet flies across my bedroom*
~~William Afton
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alex-rambles · 8 months
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this is still my favorite headcanons of mine ever
Can you Head-canons for Bill finding a ‘sock puppet’ and possessing a body for the sole purpose to get physically close with us and once he sees us, he practically just lunges at us and hugs us and gives us a bunch of attention and affection since it was pretty difficult for him to do in his original form since he’s a triangle and is limited in the mind scape but after examining human couples he thinks this is a great way to show his love and flatter us and get us to be comfortable with him but in reality we’re honestly just scared. Also can you make him be a bit forceful with his affection and love like a yandere?
Imma say this takes place during sock opera
Random background I added: Reader doesn't know Dipper or Bill
-Mabel invited like, the whole town to her puppet show
-So once he possesses Dipper, his bright idea is to seek you out
-Then he'll rizz you up (help I died writing that but it's the best way of describing it 😭)
-You're walking to the restroom when there suddenly is some random brunette kid on top of you
-He's cold, like a corpse, and wtf is wrong with his eyes anyway?
-"Hey, good looking/beautiful/handsome/etc, ya got a map? Cuz I just got lost in those eyes!"
-You can't even cringe because he said the awful pickup line in such a manic tone that it's scary
-Bill thinks he's funny
-He knows he's being cringey
-Why are you making a scared face?
-"What about your eyes? " you decide to reply, because damn those cat eyes
-"Ahaha, yeah, that happens when I possess a body! Anywho-"
-He continues as if he isn't being utterly terrifying
-He keeps hugging you for some reason. You don't even know this guy!
-"Name's Bill, Bill Cipher! Don't forget it, babe!"
-Your reaction: "😟"
-Dipper watching what Bill is doing with his body: "😟"
-The reaction Bill wanted from you: "😳"
-As you can see, they are very different
-So he piles on the compliments and jokes
-"The lice in your hair are very healthy! You must have great blood! Haha, just kidding! No lice for you!"
-He will keep pushing until you straight up order him to leave you alone or you'll get security to kick him/Dipper's body out
-Which annoys him
-So he confronts you in your dreams later and gives you a fuller rundown on himself and what he does
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alex-rambles · 8 months
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HELP THIS IS SO CRINGE I WROTE THIS
Happy Thanksgiving! Who wants random character oneshots?
I do! Here's some oneshots literally no one asked for, because I'm just like that!
Reader is gender neutral
(If you couldn't tell, I was thinking about Mikami, which is why he's first)
Teru Mikami
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You can hear a faint "delete, delete, delete" as you dish out pie.
"Teru," you say, attempting to earn his attention.
"Delete, delete, delete!"
Is he ignoring you, or is he too caught up in his so-called "duties?"
"Teru," you say again.
"DELETE!" He makes big, dramatic strokes with his pen, causing you to roll your eyes.
"Teru!" you snap, causing him to finally look up.
"What's wrong, love?" he asks.
You smile at his use of the word love.'
You slide over his cut of the pumpkin pie, earning an odd look. "Why is the dessert first?" he questions.
"Happy Thanksgiving." You roll your eyes.
"What's that?"
"An American holiday celebrating colonization, death, and destruction. At this point it's just an excuse to pig out, though."
"And why are we celebrating this holiday?"
"Because I'm hungry?"
He gives you a blank look that looks funny on his normally serious face.
"Because I'm American, Teru," you finally say.
"I'm busy, Y/N. God said-"
You kiss him on the head. "All you do is work, love. Kira can wait. Have pie! It's good!"
His cheeks turn slightly pink at the suddenly display of affection, and he wipes his glasses. "You think he won't mind?"
"Just spend time with your oh-so-loving partner, and you can write names for the rest of the night."
"A fair compromise. I... don't see why not."
"Happy Thanksgiving," you say with a smile.
"Happy Thanksgiving."
L Lawliet
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"Ryuzaki, you've never expressed any interest in this holiday. You just want sweets."
L hums in response. "You don't have to call me Ryuzaki, you know."
"I know, but that's how you introduced yourself to me, so it's my nickname for you now..."
"I am aware."
L places pie, an odd Oreo cake, and a stray cookie on his plate. "It's nice to celebrate foreign holidays."
"You did not cook turkey, gravy, stuffing, or any of the actual foods. You just want an excuse to eat sweets!"
L pouts. "That is not true."
L pouting is a common, yet still hilarious sight. It contrasts with his serious, sleep-deprived exterior, and it never fails to make you laugh.
"I win, Ryuzaki," you say with a smirk, playing on his competitive nature.
"No, you haven't gotten me to admit anything."
"I'll throw out your food."
"No!" His typical monotonous voice momentarily turns almost angry.
He grabs his plate and holds it. He manages to balance it on his pulled-up knees, and drops an Oreo in his mouth.
"How aren't you diabetic?" you sigh, finally giving in.
It appears L Lawliet has won once more.
Bonus: Lumity
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"Luz, you never did explain... Thanksgiving... to me."
Luz laughs, attempting to serve Amity a decent piece of the turkey. "Oh, Amity. There's no need to explain it, it's just a day where we're thankful for things!"
"But that's every day, right?"
"Yes, but today we celebrate! By stuffing ourselves!"
"That's odd."
Still, Amity sits down, and bites into her turkey, quickly gagging. "Luz, I think you did it wrong..."
"What? But I did it how-" Luz bites into her own, he eyes widening in shock.
"Yuck. This is bad."
The pair share a chuckle.
"It's okay, we'll just have something else!" Amity suggests helpfully.
"Yeah, let's... let's do that."
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