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"Oh, hi Mia... I wasn't expecting to see you in the rec room. It's a bit dirty in here, sorry... do you want to go wait outside Nyalter's changing room instead? That's where Eri goes sometimes. There's less weirdoes in the corridor."
By weirdoes, Seiko means Banny getting naked and Genny reading playboy magazines.
((Nyalternatesinner))
"Nope, waiting here is fine, I feel like I am with one of my peopl-"
"Come on, Mia, let's go."
HE'S DRAGGING MIA INTO THE OTHER ROOM
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oh no, its an eri level incident, "DRUNKEN BLACK OUT MYSTERY, WHERE DID MY DRINKING BUDDY GO?!"
HE DOESN'T DRINK
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POV: You just woke up in Eri's room
And he just wonders what are you doing on his bed
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i didnt realize slut was Family friendly tm.
Castlevania Symphony of the Night is not a family friendly game
It's like R-13
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Don't be a bad girl, Fuyuki. Or you can expect a spanking from daddy later. Jester's gonna spank your butt. Spank you on the butt.
"None of this in the family friendly stream!"
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plays a boy character
boy character does boy things in bed
has no idea how to write boy things in bed, only girl things
have boy shapeshift into girl instead so at least Amber has a sense of WHAT to write
I'm so sorry
#muse: eri#Rirune applies to this too#I am terrible with writing NSFW in the first place too ANYWAY#BUT YEAH IT'S NOT THAT ERI PREFER GIRL FORMS#It's more like Amber has very little idea how to do that kind of thing in a NSFW setting asjlghSAJLD
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Brain bleach ordered? Sakuya is here to deliver. She shows Flan a hand of cards then begins to shuffle them. When she's done, she displays them again and they're totally different. She repeats this with different mesmerizing shuffling methods until she's cycled through them all.
"I had no idea you're really good in card tricks too, wow! And I thought it's only knives! Do you know any others?"
THE BRAIN BLEACH IS A SUCCESS
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He's more WORRIED IF HATATE DIDN'T STOP HIM
Oww.
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"... She's STILL at it?"
Not that he minds, he still has energy himself since he knows it's going to be a marathon and not a sprint, but GOD does Okuu have LOTS of stamina-
... It works as an anti-stress thing, but... he might have signed up for more than he could handle-
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"That's NOT what I meant, and you KNOW IT!"
SHE'S THROWING SEIGA OUT THE WINDOW
"Oh, you want me all for yourself, eh? I see how it is.~"
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"Sakuya? Do you have anything like brain bleach?"
"You are now picturing Reimu, Reimu's mom, and Karin knocking me up at the same time."
"Have fun with that."
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"N-No, Sakuya, that's not it..."
She retained the hug for a moment before pulling away for a bit.
This... will really sting.
"My memories never returned. They were overwritten with Eri's. I don't think I know exactly 'how' yet, but... That's the truth. I met with Eri in the outside world, and... realized who I am."
She tugged into Sakuya's hand with a bit of a sigh.
"Which is why I'm hoping that you, Miss Remilia, and the rest of the Scarlet Devil Mansion could help fill in the blanks. I won't be your Flandre, but... I..."
She has no idea how to break it to her.
"Hey, Sakuya? Umm... before you head off to work... there's something important I have to talk about. And... I kind of need advice about it."
Deep breaths, she just managed to catch Sakuya when she was just done changing, which is around this time. Honestly, she's a bit anxious talking to the maid like this, but... Sakuya IS the closest person he knows.
"... I learned what happened to me, and I need help talking to... Remilia. But the long story short is..."
"...... The memories I had were fake. I am not actually Eri, a boy from the outside world, but... My real name... is..."
A small pause. She has to say it out from her lips, even if the truth hurts her.
"... Flandre Scarlet. Sister... of the Scarlet Devil Mansion."
This is going to be hard. Really hard.
Sakuya had just finished sliding the knives into her holster and was about to walk out the door when she saw Flandre in her path. Or rather...
"Eri? What troubles you? Please, come inside." She ushers the vampire inside and quickly shuts the door. If it's this important, then it's better to have privacy. Especially about a manner like this.
When Flandre announces the truth, Sakuya's eyes widen in surprise, and a smile draws across her face.
"Young Mistress, is it... Can it be? Your memories have returned?" Sakuya leans down to face Flandre face to face, and draws her in for a tight hug. It's unlike for Sakuya to show this much emotion in a gesture, but hearing the truth draws out joy from her heart.
"Young Mistress, this is wonderful news!" Sakuya takes Flandre's hands into her own. "We must tell the Mistress immediately. She would be ecstatic to know that you've returned to us."
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"That's right. Eri isn't a flavor. His blood would taste almost indistinguishable from other humans."
"Oh come now, Sis. That's exactly why you need to add seasoning! You can't just eat rice by itself, right?"
"I-I'll just go ahead and take my leave now, THANK YOU-"
THIS IS THE WORST KIND
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But what if eri flavor is rirune flavor and we call it Cosmic Nebula Nectar
"I-I don't think it's THAT fancy-"
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Can we have Eri flavor?
NO
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Beef it is! And it's a big bowl, too!
SHARING IS CARING, EAT UP
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