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albatrossisland · 8 hours
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guy who gets home from being held hostage by another guy and the first thing he does is google “i think i like men”
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I went to Rashomon Island and the locals gave several contradictory accounts of your activities there
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casey novak v. judge oliver taft
requested by anonymous
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albatrossisland · 10 hours
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i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive
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albatrossisland · 10 hours
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REBLOG if you have amazing, talented WRITER friends.
Because I certainly do, and I love every single one of them and their work.
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albatrossisland · 10 hours
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So true
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albatrossisland · 10 hours
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character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!
the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!
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albatrossisland · 11 hours
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albatrossisland · 13 hours
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It’s a bit awkward that you managed to actually summon a demon; almost as awkward as that demon being your ex spouse.
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albatrossisland · 13 hours
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albatrossisland · 13 hours
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feel free to share where you live in the tags. I'm curious.
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albatrossisland · 19 hours
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astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.
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albatrossisland · 19 hours
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albatrossisland · 19 hours
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crazy how a book about languages and violence has themes about the unsaid and how violence actualises what people don't want to say
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albatrossisland · 19 hours
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I could think of no better way to share the news than this!
So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.
Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.
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Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!
Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)
He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!
I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!
Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:
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albatrossisland · 19 hours
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