lotta things changed in my story because my brain runs 50 miles a minute and shits always changing including the fact that Ollie isn't physically alive in the story anymore :'^)

is this ever coming back?

idk man ive been gone for a while man

icons of switchback characters as miis

Criminal: Snowy is a dick, and I’m not fond of those.

Wheeler: ... is that a pun?

brat: i like d&d

rhine: oh really?

brat: yeah. dicks & dongs.

top, from left to right: snowy and jay

bottom, from left to right: ollie and criminal

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law: XD

rhine: stop

jay: owo

criminal: uwu

wheeler: :3c

snowy: :^)

ollie: shut the FUCK UP

jay: owo

criminal: uwu

wheeler: :3c

snowy: :^)

ollie: shut the FUCK UP

Criminals’ Suicide Note

To those who find me,

I have made mistakes in the past that many people have forgiven me for. They've told me, on multiple occasions, that "it's alright" and "I forgive you". But how so? How can anyone forgive a horrid and hateful person who has damaged the lives of many? Who has hurt every person they've met? How can you trust someone like that? Even still, those who are closest to me say they love me no matter what. I, however, have never understood how.

In the afterlife I will still probably wonder why and how anyone loved me. My actions proved consequences that cannot be undone. To Ollie and Jay... I don't know what to say. After what I've done, both of you still waited for me for years. For me to show up, or perhaps for you two to come across me. You waited so long for me to come back yet when I left, you should have too.

I'm sorry for those who may feel pain about my departure. But I am in pain as well, and at least both of us will be released of torture once I'm gone.

WE’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS

OR THIS

WE’RE TALKIN ABOUT THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

Random fact #2

Criminals favorite drink mix are Malibu Sunsets:

1 part Malibu rum

1 part orange juice

2.5 ounces of grenadine

Mix the two parts of alcohol and juice together, then slowly pour the grenadine on the side to create a "sunset".

Random fact #1

Criminals favorite alcohol (to drink STRAIGHT) is Whipped Cream Liquer

Criminal: I love whipped cream liqueur 99% proof 48.5 volume

Rhine: that is oddly specific are you oka

(I made a small lil thing based on the three notes in Undertale/Once Upon A Time because I'm still Undertale MUSIC trash)

Feuille Rouge I don't feel fine Promise me And please don't cry When I fall Carry me Blue pansies Are what I see Now you know It's my end But you'll always Be my friend

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*