the recent resurgence in episode 6 talk has led me to reminiscing about Rook's absolutely buckwild backstory. man tries on a nice jacket exactly once and immediately re-evaluates his entire life.
(this has actually been sitting around for a few days because I keep second-guessing it, so uhhh sorry if it's weird! I can't tell anymore!)
I'd like to imagine that malleus would like to buy us like they try to do in Egypt lmao
"I'll give you 30 horses for her, deal?"
I don't think we talk enough about how yuu basically doesn't exist in twisted wonderland. like they have no government documents or anything. crowley basically owns them like
malleus: if you had to choose between yuu and all the money lilia has in his pocket, which would you take?
crowley: that depends. how much money we talking about?