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aj-the-wicked · 1 month
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don't forget to leave out milk and knives for brutus tonight
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For Caesar to survive, he needs at least 50 bandages. If 10% stab him again, he automatically dies
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aj-the-wicked · 2 months
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God knew I would be too powerful if the entire brobecks discography was on Spotify
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aj-the-wicked · 2 months
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circumstances
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aj-the-wicked · 2 months
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My other fav duo!!! Aka I really want a reason to draw Etho with a matching aesthetic why is he so obsessed
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aj-the-wicked · 2 months
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and it's so hard to look at the downside~
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aj-the-wicked · 2 months
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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?
Me: Yes, right here.
Lady: Is how much?
Me: $2.99 a pound.
Lady: It's usually $1.49.
Me: Yes, in the summer.
Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.
Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?
Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.
And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.
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aj-the-wicked · 2 months
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the pillars holding up society:
people who film bootlegs of stage shows
people who write transcripts/captions for media that was released without them
wikipedia editors
people who translate funny tiktoks
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aj-the-wicked · 2 months
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NEW DESERT BLUFFS KEVIN 5x7 ART PRINT
Here they are! My two favorite drawings of Kevin as art prints! You can get them separate or together for a discount! They will also come with a Kevin themed sticker !
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aj-the-wicked · 2 months
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Thinking about... Kissing that old man.
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aj-the-wicked · 2 months
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goth fashion is a parody of old money. the sooner you understand this the sooner you can unlock the full potential of your inner darkness. also stop buying from shein.
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obsessed w/him actually
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aj-the-wicked · 2 months
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Horribly abusing the "save me" format it's just applicable to everything
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aj-the-wicked · 2 months
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google search what do they put in sports bras that make them hot as fuck
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