Mia: inaudible*

Charles : I will say what I want.

oh he's PISSED

Robin!Dick: And that’s why there should be a team of young heroes!

Bruce: They all have their own cities and-

Dick: And it’s important to make friends.

Bruce, recalling every parenting book he has: Hrn.

Dick: That was the agreeing grunt which means you know I’m right. I need to practice making friends.

Bruce: You have friends and-

Dick: And I need to get in LOTS of practice now so I can have friends when I’m old like you.

Bruce, age 28:

Bruce:

Bruce: I have friends.

Dick: *snorts*

Every other F1 driver at Singapore 2023:

Lando Norris:

I know whenever the stewards see KMag enter they’re like, “Not you again” 😭😭😭

“I watch F1 for the drivers.”

The drivers:

Me: I watch F1 for fun :)

Also me: heart rate all over the place, stressed beyond my mind, about to have a full-on breakdown

We do need to appreciate Kmag and his commitment to being entertaining every single race

at this point haas should be legally obliged to give kev a seat for next season just for how often they've fucked up his races this year

kmag at the first 7 laps of the Canadian gp:

Urgent Appeal: Help Yusuf and his Family Evacuate Gaza!🆘🆘🆘🚨🚨

Youssef birth was marked by deep feelings of compassion and sadness. He realized that something was very painful on the first day of his life, so he took the responsibility of taking the mother out on foot, who was very pregnant, to give birth to him in battle in the shadow of war.

In addition, Youssef suffers from a lack of nutrition and healthy eating, which increases his fatigue and negatively affects his color and growth. Such circumstances pose challenges that the child faces in living a normal and dignified life

@sayruq @el-shab-hussein @fairuzfan

I can't believe they made Chilchuck Tennant even more canon

canon v fanon, dunmeshi edition

Allow me to provide you with the realization that this was a trauma response on Senshi's part

OLLIE GETTING CALLED BABY/BABYDOLL BY THE FERRARI MECHANICS??!!??!?

HELLO?? THIS NEEDS TO BE TALKED ABOUT BECAUSE WHAT

Imagine racing in that fucking race fighting safety cars, your teammates, the weather, yellow flags, the board of meteorology, the tyres and at the end they give you this fuckass AI trophy (no literally it'd designed by AI)

I'd start biting people

I’ll never forget the time my parents said they were going out for a few hours, and left my siblings and me at home by ourselves (ages 9-14), and instead of going nuts or just sitting around, we all rushed and did our hair and makeup and got dressed as fancy as we could; sister pulled out the wine glasses and grape juice and made an hors d'oeuvres platter, another googled how to play poker, pulled out chips from a different game, dimmed the lights, and we set up a fancy 4-person gambling den at the kitchen table and played until my parents said they were on their way back with dinner. Then we quickly picked everything up, washed our faces, changed back into our casual clothes, and pretended nothing ever happened. They never found out.