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Bad Analogies
A repository for terrible analogies, run by @osmiumpenguin. Formerly on Twitter; now on Tumblr; obviously should have started here in the first place. Currently recapitulating several years of posts, in random order, with a few new analogies admixt.
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In : Gin and tonic :: Out : Gout and tonic
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Approval : Valuable :: Approbation : Bationuable
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Bacteria : Cafeteria :: The Bachelor : The Cafehelor
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Alkali : Alka-Seltzer :: Broccoli : Brocco-Seltzer
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Terrible Heat : Eat Terribly :: Supple Hair : Air Supply
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Old faculty : New facility
:: Old tuba : New tibia
:: Old spurt : New spirit
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Bisexual : Built into my BIOS :: Bathsexual : Built into my bathos
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Full House : House MD :: Full Metal Jacket : Metal Jacket MD
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Marco Polo : Macroeconomics :: Water Polo : Waetreconomics
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Mistaken identity : I’m afraid, my good sir, that you are mistaken :: Trigonometric identity : I’m afraid, my good sir, that you are trigonometric
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Lobster : Obstetrician :: Lemur : Emutrician
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Worms : It's a Wonderful Life :: Germs : It's a Genderful Life
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Anger : Doppelgänger :: Love : Doppelglöve
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