IM FULLY LOSING IT FALIN LEARNS ABOUT THEIR MONSTER EATING ADVENTURES AND IMMEDIATELY IS LIKE "so what about fish-people? :3" AND LAIOS JUST "no the party didnt let me :<"

this right after they feed her red dragon meat whilst she is still unaware that her new body is.. made of dragon meat.... and laios is like "eh its probably fine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

Just

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

I love those attempts at positivity posts that are like I HATE conventionally attractive hot sexy people give me someone with fugly disgusting ugly ass features like a huge ugly nose any day of the week. 🤗

getting second hand embarrassment on the dash tonight

fruice,,, 🥭🍎🍏🍑🍐🍊🍇🍓

,,, vegdebles 🥦🍆🥑🥒🥔🥕🫑🌽

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

narcissist video on tiktok: the way this is kind of true and I hate it. one reason I try not to smile in selfies is I get asks saying "your eyes look void" "your eyes look dead" etc. and when I looked into why people think this, it's apparently a result of your eyes not "smiling" when you smile, making the emotion look unnatural. I think it triggers a sort of "uncanny valley" reaction in people.

so why does this happen?

it happens for a variety of reasons. some traumatized people are frequently in a dissociative state for protection. this started for me whenever I was alone with my dad as a kid and continued into adulthood. people told him his eyes had the exact same look and (unfortunately) those eyes are compared to mine. "how would trauma relate to the narcissism thing?" because traits in npd/aspd/bpd are defensive learned behaviors in response to trauma (why I jokingly call it "evil ptsd").

some false assumptions people make about this "look" are that it means you're acting in a way that's inherently malicious and manipulative, but that's not true. it also doesn't make you some sort of inhuman monster like the guy in this video seems to think. the faking of emotions here isn't even that unique. YOU, the person reading this, have faked or exaggerated emotions before in situations where you'd feel awkward otherwise. if you work in customer service you're probably faking emotions 90% of the time as part of the job. it's ultimately a morally neutral behavior that can be done with good or bad intentions.

so please, don't say weird shit about peoples' facial expressions...we are all trying to fit in here!

People wanting to learn arabic here's a fun phrase you can learn just read this out loud: Ash-hadu alla ilaha illa-Allah wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan Rasul-Allah wa aliyyun waliyyu llāh

“i could fix him” well i could put him in my air fryer

Tara Strong got fired from the upcoming indie cartoon "Boxtown" for her disgustingly racist comments about Palestinians and now she's going on multiple different interviews trying to slander the show's crew and calling them antisemites. (Video after the tweet)

If you'd like to support Boxtown and its crew on their future endeavors follow their social medias below:

OH MY GOD FINALLY TROLLS HAVE HERITAGE ARMOR

obsessed with this post. everything about it is just hilarious to me. the anger in the title..

Here's a website where Palestine GoFundMes are vetted and shared that you can send out to people. The url is gazafunds.com

Easy to use and simple. Just share the site whenever someone asks for GFMs for Palestine.

i love when the “it is my god given right to remain miserable and take things personally. fuck you for making a post about the importance of drinking water. a bottle of dasani tried to kill me in the fourth grade” crowd and the “you guys are so stupid. you can actually cure every disease on earth with diet and exercise. no i’m not ‘lucky’ to be in ‘good health,’ i just take care of myself :) i have a superiority complex about this by the way” crowd start arguing. it’s a real unstoppable force v. immovable object situation

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"