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What candy you buy from me at concessions says about you
Swedish fish: you have unaddressed antisocial and narcissistic traits. People in your life are afraid to tell you how they really feel about you
Hot tamales: you’re just plain fucked up
Snickers bar: you’re hungry. Your kids made you see this movie
Haribo goldbears: Manchild/womanchild
Milk duds: you’re normal
Sour patch kids: You lack impulse control
Reese’s cups: You lack dignity
Plain m&ms: You’re an “old soul”
Peanut m&ms: you’re deluding yourself
#sorry concessions I’m walkin past you with a whole bag of chocolate from home in my pocket#yes it’s melted
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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
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I’m bored and nosy. Please reblog this with the book you’re currently reading.
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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures
my psych book:
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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.
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Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
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id rather you have cringy but honest interests than try and act like everything youve ever loved was in an ironic way cause you think that love for simple or useless or silly things is beneath you . pathetic! embrace existence with both hands coward
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Okay. Reblog this and tag with a numerical response for how many of these artists you listen to. It’s stereotypical “tumblr user” music.
Lemon Demon
Tally Hall
Death Grips
Jack Stauber
Mr Bungle
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard
Devo
Oingo Boingo
Aquabats
Weird Al
My Chemical Romance
100gecs
Talking Heads
They Might Be Giants
Mitski
Girl In Red
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It occurs to me, looking through a bunch of DNI lists and carrds (although it has surely been observed before by others), is that what the people who make these want is not unreasonable per se. Rather, what they are asking for is unreasonable, because what they want is to not be using social media. They want to be using forums, or group chats, or instant messenger, or blogs; they want online communication spaces that are moderated, that are topic-specific, that are limited to existing/vetted members. And these this desire is not unreasonable, but it does not match modern social media.
And because so many of the people who make these seem so very young, I wonder how many of them even realize that spaces that do what they want can (and used to, and still somewhat do) exist, realize that social media can't do what they want it to, but that social media is not the only way for the internet to be.
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