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blah blah Bethesda bad anyway
my favorite thing about Elder Scrolls is how goddamn fuckin weird it is
like on surface it's just some dnd game but like even a cursory glance shows tis fucking insane like:
The moons is the corpse of a god
the stars are actually holes in reality when alot of primordial spirits hated that mortals were becoming a thing and fucked off
The demon lord of forbidden knowledge/resident Cthulhu stand-in might also be the beta version of the entire fucking universe made sentient when it wasn't chosen to be the used reality
there are cat ppl that take the form of furrys, lions, or regular cats, so you can have a cursing Pirate legend whose an alcoholic & wanted in 5 countries but is also a like basic tabby cat
the wood elves are so pro-nature they're cannibals and also they murder vegetarians
Vampires came from the Lord of Rape doing well ya know
Werewolves came to exist bc the lord of hunt got bored and is a furry
sex is treated like a fucking ip copyright contract on what aspect of sex is happening and what god it's under. There's been many religious wars about this
The lizard ppl are part tree
the Dwarves all fucked off somewhere and disappeared bc they were so atheist they did math to break relativity and literally no one has any idea where they went God or mortal (except maybe Cthulhu and hes not telling)
Said Cthulhu stand-in treats hiding your grandma's secret cookie recipe & hiding a spell that would end the universe and slay a god the exact same and he will murder you for either
Everyone wants to fuck the Orcs but will never admit it and they got so bent out of shape that a demon god killed the og orc god, ate him, and shat him out bc she couldn't deal with everyone complimenting them all the time so now all Orcs are cursed to be hated but they're all still sexy & so is their god
And all this isnt even the tip of the iceberg
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just remember it could always be worse. we could still have PE.
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I'm always saying shit like "been in a weird place recently" despite never really being in a normal place to begin with
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love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny
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twitter limiting the amount of tweets you get to read per day is ridiculous but if tiktok limited the amount of videos people got to see per day it would be the biggest win for mental health since ssris
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girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store
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i wish there were more than 24 hours in a day and beverages were $1 and growing up didn’t hurt so much
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I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority
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cant believe we live in a reality where getting a silly iced drink can set you back 7 dollars. it's like they want me dead
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there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit
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man i bet people are making a lot of funny tweets about this situation shame i can't read them
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you’re laughing. elon musk essentially told everybody to go outside and touch grass by ACCIDENT bc he’s limiting how many tweets you can READ bc he won’t pay his bills and you’re LAUGHING
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Hi Elon: please add a decreasing counter bar in the corner of the screen so I know how many posts left I can view. Because having a health bar on twitter would be the only funny thing you can do right now
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it's dark and warm inside, having a big library, spending time in the bed while reading books, the smell of expensive perfume, looking at the stars with the help of telescope, and writing poems at nights
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