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“But...he’s the wORST”
Literally anything related to agent of shield I have a HUGE crush on Jemma Simmons no one can stop me
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Jemma drunk at a party
Jemma: hi
Fitz: hi
Jemma: Are u single?
Fitz:
Fitz: I’m married to you
Jemma: WHO THE FUCK IS YOU?
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Coulson: How was the mission?
Daisy: There was a fire
Coulson: Oh my god is everyone okay?
May: [narrowing her eyes] You started it didn’t you?
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Lines that i think would fit some AOS relationship/characters edits perfectly
Fitz-simmons: Being attracted to someone’s way of thinking is a whole different level of attraction
Daisy/simmons: I like people you can have comfortable silence with
Elena-Mack: Hugging someone taller than you is the best feeling ever; you feel protected
May: i don’t lose people, people lose me…you gotta understand this
Hunter->Bobbi: she wasn’t just pretty, She was otherworldly and vaguely threatening
Philinda: “they hate each other’s” “No they don’t, not really
#daisy johnson#jemma simmons#melinda may#agents of shield#leopold fitz#philip coulson#alphonso mackenzie#elena rodriguez#yo-yo#AOS edits lines#lance hunter#bobbi morse
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Dr.Leopold, looking into his closet: mhhhh what should I change to?
Jemma,hiding in the background: A better person
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*gets addicted to literally anything that distracts me from the fact i exist*
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Daisy:If there’s going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Jemma:Ofc i can’t flip this table by myself
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Fitz,hyperventilating: 911?! My wife is going into labor
911 operator: Okey, is this her first child?
Fitz:
Jemma: LEOPOLD DONT YOU DARE
Fitz:
Fitz: No this is her husband
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Alya:*sneezes*
Mack: *fixing the vents* bless u kid
Alya: God?
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Philinda as parents au
Phil: where’s Jemma?
Daisy: she’s playing dress-up with May
Phil: She is?
Daisy: *shrugs* She was a big upset about some kids calling her names at school
Phil: that’s so sweet of her!!
Daisy:
Daisy: Sure dad…
meanwhile
May: *looking in jemma’s closet* now this shoes that i bought you last week have reinforced sole; meaning the kick will be twice as painful
#daisy johnson#jemma simmons#incorrect aos quotes#agents of shield#melinda may#philip coulson#mama may does anything for her kids#mama may
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*CACW*
Bucky: Can you move your seat up?
Sam: No.
*TFATWS*
Sam: Your not gonna move your seat up, are you?
Bucky, spinning around in his chair: Oh how the tables have turned-
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Phil: If life gives you lemons replace it with oranges and watch as life stares at you back in confusion
May: …wHAT?
Phil: See, it works!
Fitz,Simmons and Daisy:Mhhh.Got it! Next lesson?
May: Are you guys taking NOTES??!
#incorrect aos quotes#mama may#philinda#phil coulson#daisy johnson#fitsimmons#leo fitz#jemma simmons
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Fitz: You’re the coolest woman i know, and you don’t even have to try
Jemma: [ remembers the fifteen outfits she tried on that morning] I try a little…
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Daisy: Fuck! I hate life
Phil: Lenguage!
Daisy: Hecku heck, i’m craving death
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Fitz: IM DROWING HELP!
Mack: Turbo, relax you’re on 5ft of water
Fitz: NOT ALL PEOPLE ARE TALL
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May: Why are you calling me, it’s 2AM
Daisy: I’ve done something very bad May
May: Okey, don’t touch the dead body, it will leave you fingerprints. Be careful, I’m on my way
Daisy: What? No-
#daisy johnson#melinda may#mama may does anything for her kids#agents of shield#incorrect aos quotes
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Phil: How do you grade your trauma?
Fitzsimmons: Zero stars
Phil:
Fitzsimmons: Would not raccomand
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Phil: So did Jemma blow your mind last night at the lab?
Fitz: Actually, she blew-
Jemma: BALLOONS FITZ. Balloons for May’s secret party
Fitz, smirking: Yeah…
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