Price update! Pokemon Trainer commissions: One custom trainer plus one to six pokémon of your choice! $50 for one trainer + one pokémon, and an extra $10 for every additional pokemon (for a max of $100)

Spookémon Hallo-WIP!

please don’t ignore:  help a vulnerable black trans man escape an abusive relationship and move back home 

okay so a lot of you know my bf is a narcissist & an alcoholic, but his abuse has gotten worse and i don’t have the funds to leave. after he found out i was making plans, he snapped and bruised my arm badly today. i fear for my safety. need moving /motel fees so i can stay with family in georgia.  i really would like to get out this weekend. anything helps but my goal is 300 for a couple nights hotel, food, and gas.  https://ko-fi.com/giowalker1 cash app: giowalkers

I really need some cash rn so I'm doing a special limited time thing! Pokémon trainer portraits, a custom trainer + a pokémon of your choice for $40! +$20 for each additional pokémon, up to 6 pokémon + trainer for a max of $140 (Cell shaded or watercolour, your choice!)

some quick doodles I made after the announcement

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

y'all I have a lot of shit going on rn and costing me money, even just a few $10 commissions would really help out

UPDATED COMMISSION PRICES

Sketch: $10

Lineart bust: $20

Lineart full body or colour bust: $35 (+10 for every extra character)

Full body lineart + colour: $50 (+20 for every extra character)

prices are in CAD

dm for more info!

furry commissions up! (characters from top to bottom belong to myself, @Saturnhasaliens on twitter and @Raphael_TheWolf on twitter!)

UPDATED COMMISSION PRICES

Sketch: $10

Lineart bust: $20

Lineart full body or colour bust: $35 (+10 for every extra character)

Full body lineart + colour: $50 (+20 for every extra character)

prices are in CAD

dm for more info!

Eddie promised 8 whole hours of him not talking about DnD if Steve let him do metal makeup in him

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this is the plot of Logan

You've seen "strong stoic person adopts child" a million times already, but have you considered "an aggressive child adopts total disaster of a person"?

Rabbi Reuven Israel Kott was a Torah prodigy whose cleverness and chutzpah saved thousands of Jews from annihilation by the Nazis. Born in a Polish shtetl in 1897, Reuven was one of fifteen children. His family were Hasidic followers of the Ger Rebbe. Reuven’s exceptional intellect was apparent at a young age. He was a gifted scholar of Talmud and Jewish scripture, so precocious that he was given rabbinic ordination when only 17 years old. The Rebbe took a special liking to Reuven, and every Friday night Reuven sat next to the great man at his festive Sabbath gathering. Small in size - he stood only 5’1” - Reuven was known for his big brain, and big heart. Reuven was selected by his community to represent them as the Jewish voice on the local provincial council. When the Polish president died in the 1920’s, young Reuven stood at the graveside with other clergy and delivered a eulogy on behalf of the Jews of Poland. Although life seemed fairly good for Polish Jews at the time, the Ger Rebbe sensed that big trouble was coming. He urged his followers to get out of Poland and move to Eretz Yisrael (the Land of Israel), at that time British Mandate Palestine. As the Rebbe’s right-hand man, Rabbi Reuven Kott threw himself into the mission of helping Jews leave Poland and return to their ancestral homeland. The British had a quota system restricting the number of Jewish families they let in. Reuven took advantage of a bureaucratic loophole defining “family” as two parents and an undetermined number of offspring. Reuven collected money and bribed Polish authorities to get blank birth certificates. He would then “create” new families, matching people up, changing names and identities as needed. Every “family" had at least a dozen children. Reuven told those he helped that they must stick with their fake identity. Most people complied, but a few didn’t and were caught. Under threat of being sent back to Poland, somebody gave Reuven’s name to the authorities. Reuven and his brother were on a train in Warsaw when three plain-clothes officers approached. After verifying his identity, they arrested Reuven for bribery and forgery and threw him in jail. As a pious Jew, Reuven couldn’t eat the non-kosher jail food, so every day his daughter brought him a kosher meal - a two hour journey each way. After several long months, his brother finally got word that there was going to be a hearing in the case. He went to visit Reuven in jail, told him the news and asked which lawyer he wanted to hire. Reuven scribbled something on a scrap of paper, folded it up and slipped it through the bars of his cell. Outside the jail, Reuven’s brother unfolded the note. He was shocked to read the contents: “Hire me the most anti-Semitic lawyer in Warsaw!“ Reuven’s family was baffled. With so many top-notch Jewish lawyers, why would he want an anti-Semite? Had his incarceration led to a mental breakdown? Reuven’s brother assured them that he was of sound mind, and he went to Warsaw and found an attorney notorious for his fierce hatred of Jews. The day of the hearing arrived, and the courthouse was packed with hundreds of Hasids from Reuven’s community. Reuven was allowed only three minutes with his lawyer, and then the hearing began. To everybody’s shock, Reuven’s lawyer stood up, made a brilliant argument, and got the case dismissed. Back home in the shtetl, everybody wanted to know what Reuven had said to his lawyer in those three minutes. Reuven said his Talmud study had taught him that in a business deal, if you get three “Yes” answers, the deal will close. He asked his lawyer three questions: - You hate us Jews, don’t you? - Do you want to see me rot and die in jail? - Would you like all of us Jews gone from Poland? The lawyer answered yes to all three questions. Reuven immediately shot back, “What good would it do if one measly Jew rots in jail? If you set me free, I can get all the Jews out of Poland!” Reuven got what he wanted by blinding the lawyer with his own hate. He continued his work “creating” large families and helping them move to Palestine. The anti-Semitic attorney even helped him procure more blank birth certificates. People often asked Reuven when he would go to Eretz Yisrael. He said, “I’m like the captain of a sinking ship. It is my responsibility to get all the passengers out before I get in the lifeboat.” Over the course of 20 years, Reuven helped tens of thousands of Jews escape Poland. Today, almost half a million descendants of those Polish Jews owe their lives to Rabbi Reuven Israel Kott. Unfortunately, Reuven himself never made it to Israel. He was murdered at Auschwitz in 1942. For proving that one small man in three short minutes can accomplish miracles beyond measure, we honor Rabbi Reuven Israel Kott as this week’s Thursday Hero at Accidental Talmudist. This story was told to us by Reuven’s granddaughter, Ziporah Bank. She heard it from her mom - the daughter who brought kosher meals to Rabbi Kott in prison.

Accidental Talmudist

please help me out y'all

I really need some cash rn so I'm doing a special limited time thing! Pokémon trainer portraits, a custom trainer + a pokémon of your choice for $40! +$20 for each additional pokémon, up to 6 pokémon + trainer for a max of $140 (Cell shaded or watercolour, your choice!)

I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.

when i say that talking to very offline gay people in real life is important what i mean is my workplace sponsored a seminar i attended today run by a local lgbtq+ advocacy organization and the speaker was an elderly gay man who mentioned how a lot of people his age are uncomfortable with the word “queer” because they’ve been hurt a lot by it but many younger folks identify with it so it’s always best to just ask someone how they feel about it before using it for them and i could only feel a profoundly tired sadness that this guy who understood the community through slightly dated terminology would get ripped apart for all that as if he doesn’t have a more empathetic regard for other people than like 90% of the bitches on this site