what the actual fuck is this show

absolutely nothing funnier than walking into the tintin series with a bunch of preconceived genre tropes about baby-faced kids on adventures only to have them completely shattered the first time he pulls out a realistic gun and definitely kills someone

i always forget that bird from starfox is named falco lombardi. italian bird. i know his home life is some bananas shit.

my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain and adsfkjlfkdjg and thi dskfjfgj

i love this stupid fucking tweet it sounds like new wave lyrics

This is makign me sick why are the devs taking off his hat every frame and putting it back just to do it again for the rest of his life. do you think its funny? you sickos you freaks leave him alone you dont deserve him

i’m not into star wars but the person that plays rey has the same name as two characters that will never be in smash bros

GLORIOUS AMERICAN BEVERAGE, RECARBONATED OVER TEN THOUSAND TIMES

I have unwittingly witnessed a new level of the absurd. Behold, the AI-generated equine anatomy models.

Ah yes, my favourite parts of the equine body. Paster and... *looks at the smudged writing on hand* boob. At least this one looks purely decorative and the being actually looks like a horse. But don't worry, it gets worse.

If we completely ignore the hipopotamus musculature of this one, there's still a lot of things that don't make sense in this one, like a tail that ends in a series of bone spikes and a complete lack of molars. You could make a cool pokemon on the basis of this, but it's not even in the realm of being an actual anatomy help.

I'm firmly convinced this is not a horse, this is something that really, really wants you to think it is a horse. The more you look, the more things look... wrong. The more details turn out to be shifted, bones crammed in to fill in the familiar form, its shape merely implied so that the human mind fills the gap. Of course the text seems like gibberish, because its anatomy is incomprehensible. it's either a parasite or a monster and in each case, it's an eldtrich body horror. I'm kind of angry at how well this joke writes itself.

A weird thing for the Italian mob to do

You can't let sopranos do their own solo arrangements, they don't know how to tell when "singing it in a higher octave" isn't actually adding anything to the song

Ari Aster wants to be Yorgos Lanthimos and Yorgos Lanthimos wants to be Terry Gilliam and Terry Gilliam wants to tumble down some stairs like a slinky

I have a friend who used to collect teeth and put them in a locket. She had around 35 teeth in there, mostly kids teeth which were usually given to her by the kids like if she was the tooth fairy. One day we went to this Italian buffet and at the end of the meal we noticed that the locket had popped open and was leaking teeth like snowflakes across the establishment. We spent around 15 minutes on our hands and knees looking for teeth in the carpet. At one point a waiter asked if he could help us search. She looked him dead in the eyes and said 'you don't want to know what we're looking for' to which he promptly turned around and walked out the room. We managed to find most of the teeth but some were lost and presumably found by very confused janitors later that night. So to answer the poll I'd say in my experience the best place to donate your teeth is in an Italian buffet

what the fuck