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agave · 18 minutes
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taylor swift’s work wouldn’t be nearly as insufferable if she wasn’t constantly trying to present herself as some sort of tortured underdog. like, okay, she has endured hardships, and a lot of people, especially white men, are shitty towards her for purely misogynistic reasons. that sucks, i agree. but she’s never been an underdog before. she was born to well-off parents who did everything they could to start her music career when she was barely even a teenager, an opportunity that lots of people would kill for. now she’s extremely famous and wealthy, and everything she releases is destined to sell millions of copies and receive glowing reviews in nearly every publication. she is not an underdog, and i have trouble believing she’s particularly “tortured.” she’s not even an alcoholic, despite claiming to be one on the opening track of her new album! people like to defend her lyrics by saying she’s just playing a character, which i don’t believe for a second, but even if she was, i don’t think i want to listen to someone like swift play the character of a tortured underdog, not when there’s so many musicians out there who are actually tortured underdogs. it comes across as hollow. “you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me,” sung by one of the wealthiest, most famous, most critically acclaimed musicians in the world, who was born to loving parents who personally helped her start her career, who once said she’d never been to therapy because she “just feels very sane.” if you’re going to play a character, maybe pick one who we’re not supposed to pity.
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agave · 4 hours
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recorded sighting of bigfoot mogus spotted in the wild
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agave · 6 hours
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The man,I love
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cock man
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🛹Swag✨
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agave · 12 hours
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Geez there's truly a LOT of ppl..... took me nearly a week to finish this, ;)
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agave · 15 hours
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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol
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agave · 15 hours
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controversial but if you are going to give that man a happy trail, might as well give him some chest hair. some armpit hair. arm hair. leg hair
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you WHAT?
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agave · 15 hours
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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
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agave · 15 hours
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adding to this: please stop using words like psycho, schizo, delusional, psychopath, sociopath, narcissist, etc in a negative context. psycho and schizo in particular are harmful slurs. when you pathologize things you don't like (and that's what that is, even if you don't mean it to be) you cast shadows on innocent people
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In case anyone thinks this type of sanism doesn't happen on Tumblr
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