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afswae · 3 years
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fart in the shart
shart in the fart
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afswae · 3 years
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gaslight gatekeep girlboss, darling!
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afswae · 3 years
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why would they?
I was on tumblr, and why, just why
Was the first thing I see
A post about
Clowns Skeleton
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afswae · 3 years
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thats nice
I realized that like words, we associate numbers with things
Examples: 420, 69, 666, and 413
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afswae · 3 years
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ill craw into your ear
AYOOOOO COME OVER TO MY PLACE WE FINNA PLAY HOUSE
IF U UGLY YOU GOTTA BE THE ROACH
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afswae · 3 years
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what if you could close your ears
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afswae · 3 years
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you're turning into a werewolf
Does anyone else ever get a craving for like, meat? With like, no warning or explanation? Orrrr can I legally be classified as a fox? Either way, good to know.
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afswae · 3 years
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wait what does 413 what do we associaye with that
I realized that like words, we associate numbers with things
Examples: 420, 69, 666, and 413
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afswae · 3 years
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Im always the roach. :/ why cant i be the attic that no one knows about and is probably haunted smh
AYOOOOO COME OVER TO MY PLACE WE FINNA PLAY HOUSE
IF U UGLY YOU GOTTA BE THE ROACH
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afswae · 3 years
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what u got against clown skeletons
I was on tumblr, and why, just why
Was the first thing I see
A post about
Clowns Skeleton
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afswae · 3 years
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i know im gay but bro thats fuckin stupid
What if we started every thought with "I know I'm gay, but..."
Wouldn't that be funny?
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afswae · 3 years
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pls draw this
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I’ll draw something you request in the reblog :) , just for the love of god don’t make it too complex please
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afswae · 3 years
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shit
You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?
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afswae · 3 years
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i will wake up and ifni remebmbrr i posted this i wll be like wtf
im already like wtf
Guys guys what jd what if instead of just searchjn up "bruh why do i feel like shebejejwsn whats this feeling called" FUCK THAT lets just make up our own words to describe how we feel like i menanif its obfious like waaahhj rcrryinh sadddd or bhgrrr angrergy
but uj rn i feelin like ageuejehgeb and like i drank coffee which i dont usually do bit i feel like uh energetic but also anxious tho no anxious thoughts just kinda like agsbsjbsssyhs and tired but cant go to sleep tho im feelin big more tired now, but uhw. caifen thats the name its like caffiene but not. and uhbhe
im a fucking genious
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afswae · 3 years
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Guys guys what jd what if instead of just searchjn up "bruh why do i feel like shebejejwsn whats this feeling called" FUCK THAT lets just make up our own words to describe how we feel like i menanif its obfious like waaahhj rcrryinh sadddd or bhgrrr angrergy
but uj rn i feelin like ageuejehgeb and like i drank coffee which i dont usually do bit i feel like uh energetic but also anxious tho no anxious thoughts just kinda like agsbsjbsssyhs and tired but cant go to sleep tho im feelin big more tired now, but uhw. caifen thats the name its like caffiene but not. and uhbhe
im a fucking genious
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afswae · 3 years
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Dr phill was just getting back from telling some lady who thought that the government was cloning people and making them fuck eachother was just a delusion and obviously isnt true, and when he came back to his house he felt that something was off but he didnt know what was. Eh ill be fine Dr.phill thought. Dr. phill you poor soul you wont.
dr phill heard a strangley familliar voice behind him say "You're going to have a bad time."
"s-sans undertale??" dr phill hoped, dr phill has been secretly a huge fan of undertale and has written many sans x reader fanfictions and hes hoping that maybe his fan fiction about sans undertale sneakingn into his house and having fun time together came true somehow.
"no" the voice behind him said.
" awww" dr phill sadly said. Well i guess some things are just to good to be true. "Well have a good day then mysterious voice behind me" Dr phill went to his room to finish chapter 68 of his sans x reader fanfiction. And right before hes about to get to the sexy vore part he hear senses a presencensns how do you spell that in the room. Dr phill thought about that person who said youre going to have a bad time when he got home, maybe thats the person hes sensing.
"laughs evil and sexy" he heard the voice say
dr phill looked up and it washimself???!??!!!??!???!?
"w-who are you?" dr phill said as he pissed his panties
"im the shadow the trueself."
"Shut up nerd"
"... you dont have to be so mean." the other dr.phill sobs and cries and pisses and shits snd cums. "Anyways, daddys thirsty 😈" *drinks all the water inside dr.phills body*
dr.phill tragically dies.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
dr phill becomes god and kills eveuone im tired the end
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afswae · 3 years
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i just got some painttoday
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