humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time
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honestly fuck "unrealistic expectations" if I'm ever to marry again we both get engagement rings AND swords. if you're not proposing with a sword fuck off.
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Hello! I come with some good news! In the EU, a law has been passed restricting generative AIs (particularly ones that pose a high risk). I hope other areas in the world follow suit, but this is huge! It'll take a while to be applied as well, though this is still a major win for everyone.
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what are y’all’s tarot birth cards?
mine are the tower and the chariot
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hey sorry we put your boyfriend under a readmore
[GIF ID: Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up /end]
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angry tango for Anon 🌹
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Why do companies ship books in BAGS omg
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Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands
Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please
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hate the sensory aspect of my autism. havent wanted to eat anything in days BUT GUESS WHO STILL HAS TO
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Dep was here
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My kink is unloved characters suddenly being loved unconditionally
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by FYF7 [ X ]
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and this is where I keep my cages full of starving twinks watch this they hate it when I do this *starts smacking the cage with a bat loudly*
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the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice
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I need a medically induced coma and a lobotomy if anyone has a Groupon?
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