jk i love sylvia

when you giggle watching an edit of your fav ship and suddenly you realise that the only reason you're so incredibly attached to fictional relationships is because you feel like no one will ever love and understand you like that so nothing is funny anymore

me when the group starts talking about boys

I've been gone from Tumblr for so long 😓

she may not be a lesbian in canon, but she is a lesbian in my heart

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

I love when girls are pretentious

when will someone love me like they do in the movies?

Eat me to consume every last part of my body and soul. Savour my heart and commit its taste to your memory as you take all of me with you to the grave. Let a piece of me die with you, inside of you, even after the death of my own.

Being a girl is hard because you are constantly trying to make your pain look pretty. It's like "I am suffering but am I doing it beautifully?" and "Is my agony and misery good enough for you?"

Being a girl is hard because you are constantly trying to make your pain look pretty. It's like "I am suffering but am I doing it beautifully?" and "Is my agony and misery good enough for you?"

"Idgaf"

I do give a fuck, I give so many fucks, I'm so sorry

Some people seem surprised that Chuuya managed to fool Fyodor about being a vampire for less than 30 minutes, but you gotta remember that when he and Dazai first met, Chuuya succesfully hid that he was Arahabaki for two or three days, all while Dazai was specifically investigating Arahabaki.

Chuuya has always been an extremely good liar, and he is kryptonite to people like Fyodor or Dazai (or at least Fifteen's Dazai, he learned from that experience) because he looks brash and impulsive and ""simple"", but actually Chuuya has been lying about who he is for most of his life, and nobody knows how to be a mindless monster better than him.