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I found this gem on twitter and I’m laughing so hard now
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from now on “transtrender” means you’re trans and popular
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I don’t often get political… but something has happened
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Trump. He and his administration are trying to change the law so that whatever gender you were “born as” is your unchangeable sex/gender.
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[1.4 MILLION AMERICANS]
This is from a new New York Times article, regarding the technicalities of what has been said. They go even further to discuss what they accurately call “biggest battlegrounds” for transgender students: the bathrooms and locker rooms.
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We can’t be quiet about this. They are trying to erase who we are. To make it so that we just DON’T EXIST. As a transgender male who lives in America, this scares the shit out of me.
As I said, I don’t normally get political on my blog, but you all need to know about this.
don’t let this happen
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when someone says I’m being over dramatic
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corcle time
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Imagine movie Deadpool and movie Venom in a fight. And it ends like:
Venom locks Wade in an unbreakable pin, and says, “Any last words before we swallow you whole?”
Hearing this, Wade blushes and blurts out, “Um, wow! You know what? You’re irresistibly sexy yourself! Tall, dark and handsome… Oh my, this is all very arousing…! Do what you want to me, big guy.”
Venom appears stunned for a moment. “Wha- AS IF WE W- DON’T YOU-“
The hulking monster swiftly regains composure, then lets out a loud screech, “WE! ARE HAPPILY MARRIED!”
Wade can feel the monster’s saliva raining down on him and seeping through his mask. However, before he can feel the sharp fangs sinking into his skull-
“No we’re not!” A very muffled but audible voice protests.
Wade, still pinned against the wall (or floor), is puzzled, but quickly realizes what is going on.
“YES WE ARE! I’VE BEEN IN YOUR HEAD AND I KNOW YOUR THOUGHTS! YOU LOVE ME AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE US BEING ONE!”
“Don’t say that out loud! You’re embarrassing me!” Eddie continues to protest as Venom backs away, holding their own head as if suffering from a migraine.
“WE DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER, WE CUDDLE AND HOLD HANDS AT NIGHT, AND YOU FIND THIS EMBARRASSING? Pussy.”
“Parasite!”
At this point, Wade’s presence is completely forgotten by his enemy. He gets up and watches on as an annoyed Venom bickers with its flustered host.
Letting out a small, dreamy sigh, he says to himself, “Oh my gosh, they’re so cute together.”
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eddie: parasite
venom:
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Eddie: And that's pretty much how Venom and I meant.
Peter: Oh so you vored them, that's cool
Venom: Eddie what does vore mean?
Eddie: *internally screaming*
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a cute witch gives borkugou a heckin’ spook.
have an awesome halloween ya’ll!
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PREACH 👏🏼
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Why do you hate straight people
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heres my paypal
i’ll answer your question when i recieve payment :) thank you so much!
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