The last time...? What are you talking about? Well, in any case, let me assure you that the only thing you should be worried about going smoothly is slaying the Princess. Which would be difficult to do, without a weapon.

@jojounerd

You make your way up the path towards the cabin.

A warning, before you go any further- she will lie, she will cheat, and she will do anything in her power to stop you from slaying her. Don't believe a word she says.

You enter the cabin.

The cabin is less of a cozy woodland retreat, and more of a dungeon. Dim light illuminates a heavy door, barred, to make it clear to everyone that this is a prison.

The only furniture of note is a wooden table, with a pristine blade perched on it.

(@cooking-pot @ravenlotus @jojounerd @souplover13 & anyone else who wants to join)

i couldn't be a chosen one, i am well too aware of my own pathology for that. writing would be appear on the wall and i would be like, well, i have been stressed lately so that makes sense. i should call my therapist

saying this in its own post bc i’ve been thinking about it lately. it’s one thing to self identify with certain concepts. it’s one thing to joke around with your friends. you can reclaim harmful words/ideas to have fun with them. but these days it seems like people think words like slut whore thot etc are morally neutral… these insults are deeply misogynistic & have real power, they’re not little meme words that fell out of a coconut tree… you can’t just sling them around at people are you out of your mind 😭 these are misogynistic slurs. nothing wrong with saying you’re in your slut era, or telling your friend they look like a slut if you know they don’t mind, but when what you’re saying is nearly indistinguishable from a misogynistic comment meant to devalue a woman, you can’t just expect the rest of us to know that you didn’t mean it like that, you meant it in a silly little meme way

sorry felt like a hater. shoutout to dan and phil for having The Worst audience and still continuing on. bravest people in the world.

You make your way up the path towards the cabin.

A warning, before you go any further- she will lie, she will cheat, and she will do anything in her power to stop you from slaying her. Don't believe a word she says.

You enter the cabin.

The cabin is less of a cozy woodland retreat, and more of a dungeon. Dim light illuminates a heavy door, barred, to make it clear to everyone that this is a prison.

The only furniture of note is a wooden table, with a pristine blade perched on it.

(@cooking-pot @ravenlotus @jojounerd @souplover13 & anyone else who wants to join)

me going in the trending dan and phil tag expecting to see commentary of the show dan put up on his youtube channel fully and for free: :D

me seeing that instead, people are going crazy over dan tweeting a heart emoji at phil and that "phannies are winning": >:(

What other cabin or other Princess would you want to go to? There is only one here. You are exactly where you need to be. On your way to slay this one Princess.

@starway7

You resist.

Carefully, the Princess takes a step closer to you. She takes the blade from your infuriatingly still hands.

The Princess: What a shame. Well, I'll make it quick.

With almost surgical accuracy and no change in her neutral expression, she plunges the blade straight into your heart.

You fall to the ground. The Princess stands above you, watching you bleed out.

And then, everything goes dark, and you die.

Chapter II: The Prisoner

You're on a path in the woods. And at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a princess.

(@cooking-pot @ravenlotus @jojounerd @souplover13 @nerdofmanymediumsandfandoms @starway7 & anyone else who wants to play)

Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral

Consuming my ex-wife's ex-boyfriend uncritically and perpetuating problematic stereotypes about cannibalism

Just chilling on a tree.

Trying out new techniques and generally messing around in the drawing app

my little guy of a sona

(another little moth guy)

I used my minecraft skin as a reference

The kazoo is an underrated bard instrument.

When dnd is on break, our campaign goes hard on au's... here is a rockstar au! My character Nova and her sister run away from home as teens to start a band. Love some good highschool dropouts living in the back of their van.

Alright last one for today cuz I'm too lazy to find any other pieces that I like rn

The one on the left is Fujiko and the one on the right is Cecilia.

Fujiko is a high elf and Cecilia is a Fire Genasi

Creature from the sea 🪼🌊

Early concepts of the antagonist from a personal writing project.

My new OC