they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

I think what’s incredibly funny is that now if anyone tells a tumblr user that they went to go visit their friend (a completely normal thing to say) without knowing the meme, they’re going to get the stupidest reaction because of how terminally online the other person is. Which is exactly what the original comic was about anyway.

so tell me,, have u always been silly ?

DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO PUPPY-MOMMY

Transgender people in my phone you’d better live you’d better love you’d better live long enough to become old and annoy your great grandnephews you’d better watch trashy movies you’d better meet new people you love and hate and forget and remember you’d better hang in there for better and worse you’d better smell the dust after the rain and remember that you’re alive and full of beautiful sturdy bones you’d better hold onto that friend and never let them go you’d better keep living and living and living and never stop

brutalist candy cane

found a nice charger

CAN YOU STOP.

ok now i go back to disappearing for months at a time. x

smoke cigarettes instead

Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life (2004)

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Matt: Don't take another shot, Ryan! [offcamera: Ryan, that's fireball!] Ryan: [drunkenly screaming] Scientology fucking sucks! (Matt: Stop!) It blows! Xenu?? Tom Cruise you’re a fucking idiot! (Matt: Yo—) Fuck Tom Cruise. Fuck!!! Why is Tom Cruise a fucking person to look up to!? He’s talented at faking emotions! Fucking— fucking deal with your shit you fucking psychopath! (Matt: Look up the shit— look up the shit about—) You suck! Scientology blows! It’s stupid! It’s about aliens in a fucking volcano! You’re a fucking idiot! Just act, you dumb pretty fucker! God damn. Will Smith slapped Chris Rock. For what?? God fucking damn, okay.

Sonic Chao

💛💙 Sega’s Tbh Creature 💙💛