05.14 - Golden Tusk

using "drugs" as a moral category will have people saying shit like "adderall isn't a drug because i don't feel any effects from it except the effects i feel, which are why i take it"

rain from my pathetic phallusy

dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth

I like how the Subtitles reveal that Peter was drinking Tea in this gag. It just goes to show how much is hidden from the viewer.

Little Corella (Cacatua sanguinea gymnopis), family Cacatuidae, order Psittaciformes, Murray River, Blanchetown, SA, Australia

photograph by Charles J. Sharp 

Kakapo aka Owl Parrot (Strigops habroptila), family Strigopidae, order Psittaciformes, New Zealand

CRITICALLY ENDANGERED.

Photographs by the New Zealand department of conservation

Okay I could understand the glory hole tweet but this is fucked. You losers need to fucking live a little. Jesus christ

Have you ever been in a mosh pit?

L^

Yeah we're legit at the point where mid-2010s free the nipple breastfeeding is okay feminism is leaps and bounds of improvement

oh to be the woman who shut the portal down with her tits. now that's power

Yeah we're legit at the point where mid-2010s free the nipple breastfeeding is okay feminism is leaps and bounds of improvement

In a limited sense.... Humans have lived alongside drugs (eg psilocybes) the whole time and drug taking is a natural behaviour that people have no doubt been doing the whole time and it probably wouldn't have had no effect at all on our evolution, but saying anything more than that is difficult and all of the fantastical claims people make are definitely false

matching with my last ask

do you belive in the stoned ape theory?

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explain yourself

we built this city

we built this city on cock and balls