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her duality
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wish i could sleep like a cat :(
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when we both get home from the party crossfaded as hell and my girl wants it NOW
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Magnus Archives - The Mortal Garden, Realm of Jared Hopworth
"The mortal garden grows and twists and screams and bleeds. It is loved by the hands that tend it, but that love sows only misery and fear.
It is the worst place that has ever been beautiful, and it should not exist." -Jonathan Sims
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It's so funny that at the beggining the fandom HC was that Gwen is gonna be this season's Elias, the cold, scheming and brutal puppetmaster with machiavellian ways, but after episode 10 everyone is like "oh, oh no, she's Jon".
Enjoy your suffering Gwen, I guess, you poor lass.
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that damn chicken
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Gwen suffers from chronic Jon Archivist Syndrome where she asks actively advancing horrors beyond comprehension the dumbest questions. Like actually, "You don't sound Russian?" pales in comparison to "CAN HE READ??"
MAYBE HE CANT READ GWEN BUT DOES IT ACTUALLY MATTER?? GIVE THE SHAMBLING MURDER CLOWN HIS FUCKING GWEN MAIL OH MY GOD HIS TEETH ARENT SOFT!!!!
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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest
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"someone who allows you to rest" is the relationship dynamic of all time
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you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you
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So we had a statement? A statement from the Magnus Institute? Regarding an artifact? An artifact that was brought to be placed in some sort of… artifact storage? Artifact storage where one particular archival assistant used to work? Anyway here’s how Sasha James can still win—
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Had a dream where Johnny from “The Devil Went Down To Georgia” came out as a trans woman and the response was so unanimously positive it reversed nearly all of the transphobic bills in the South. She played live in Georgia to an audience of about a third of the US.
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Sometimes i feel like younger queer kids are getting a bit to bold with openly talking to people they don’t know In The Context Of:
More than once i have had a younger/same age queer person come up to me in public settings and say something about “finding other gays” or clearly clocking me as nonbinary and I’m like :)))))))) hey buddy I’m here with my conservative parents can you fucking not out me :))))))))
Just say you like my outfit or hair and move on, fuck even tell me you like my shoelaces. Don’t call me gay and limp your wrist at me when you don’t even know me? Especially when there’s a bunch of ppl around?
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EXPLODE ME WITH BOMBS
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