being obsessed w a piece of media is so scary. what if my mutuals see how insane i go about it and think oh i gotta check out what this is about and then think it sucks and kill me with rocks. what if they hate my favorite characters

Sorry I've been so inactive I was at the circus

tumblr are you telling me something

regular lobsters start out as just little lobsters but spiny lobsters start out as these beautiful weird larvae that also evolved to ride on top of jellyfish. This jellyfish is too small though!!!

This was a dream I had. Maybe you can tell me what it means

im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

ah yes the two genders

I'll show YOU a "SPRING FORWARD"

FETCH ME NEIL

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

I want to thank my laggy computer for this glitch:

sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis

in the google doc. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing

fellatio is such an awesome word. sounds like a pasta. but be careful! wouldnt want to order that at a restaurant ... lest some nasty little creature get ahold of that thang