admiralcakeman
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i could get so much done in a day if i didnt decide my day was over at 4 pm. too bad theres no solution oh well
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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
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do you guys ever like forget you're interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go "oh wait i'm like crazy crazy about this yeah"
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Using our taxes to pay for services we need will not bankrupt the country.
Tax breaks for the wealthy and needless wars using borrowed money will bankrupt the country.
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NO.
Today is not the day of the UK general election.
There are 30 days remaining until the UK general election.
Parliament has now been dissolved.
You have:
Under 15 days in which to register to vote.
Under 16 days in which to apply for a postal vote.
There are:
14 days 16hs 59min left to register to vote (deadline 23:59 18 June 2024).
15 days 10hs left to apply for a postal vote (deadline 17:00 19 June 2024).
22 days 10hs left to apply for a proxy vote (deadline 17:00 26 June 2024).
22 days 10hs left to apply for a Voter Authority Certificate*.
*Only required if you do not have suitable ID, or you no longer resemble your ID photo, or your name as per your ID does not match the name on the voter register.
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Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.
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“If you replace Dementus’ gang with muppets it’s still the exact same movie”
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It is the great tragedy of this world that you can go see the new Mad Max movie, but when you leave the theater you still have to drive home at speed limit in your unmodded Honda civic. and use your turn signals
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Iroquois war club for tribal chief of shaman, 19th century.
from Sofe Design Auctions
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