( Moving Brooke to a multimuse blog. She can be found @theirlament )

“SOMEONE’S GOT TO FILL THE LIPSTICK POWER VACUUM.

            SHE’D LOVE THAT I WAS CARRYING ON HER LEGACY.”

‘I’m fine’ was my favorite lie.

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“SOMEONE’S GOT TO FILL THE LIPSTICK POWER VACUUM.

             SHE’D LOVE THAT I WAS CARRYING ON HER LEGACY.”

[ 💄 ; @warriorveined ]

“And why do you want to keep everyone else away? 

         Is it an attempt to keep me all to yourself?”

“Not you, Brooke –

            Everyone else. So they’ll stay away.”

shadyxjensenanswered:

Halloween/Fall Starters (x) @adifferentshadeofmean

“No we are,” Audrey tried to encourage, “I mean, I’m going in there either way and splitting up is just considered a really bad idea. Come on. It’ll be quick. And… hopefully painless.”

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“Fine.” She moved closer to her friends side until there was practically no space between them. “But don’t you dare leave me alone for even a single second.” After all they had been through Brooke knew all too well that splitting up during any creepy situation was a bad idea just as Audrey claimed. 

“Save it. Every time someone promises that something will be quick and painless I find that it’s always exactly the opposite.” Aiming her flashlight directly in front of them she started to walk alongside of Audrey. “What are we looking for again?”

How To Get Away With Murder Sentence Meme

“He did this thing to my ass that made my eyes water.”

“Hey, don’t be a bitch, I could be arrested for this.”

“I don’t believe you. To be honest, I don’t even care. You want to sleep next to a killer, go for it.”

“I don’t do boyfriends.”

“I just like making people feel uncomfortable. Makes me feel better.”

“I know you were screwing her.”

“I like you. You’re more than sex. More than sex, you’re something more.”

“I’m done with your crazy.”

“I’ve been staring at the walls for like three days. I need company, otherwise I might go all red rum on your ass. Although, something tells me you might be into that.”

“I’m a bit worried you’re a sex addict.”

“I’m a cheater yes, and a slut, and a bad person, and now a murderer. Judge me if you want, just do it while we’re carrying the damn body.”

“Is there a boyfriend I should be jealous of?”

“Isn’t your ass tired?”

“Just don’t lie to me. If one more man lies to me, I swear to God…”

“Like I’d ever wanna screw you.”

“So I made a porno, so what? Everyone makes one these days.”

“Somebody woke up in the mood to fight this morning.”

“That’s how you like your mistresses, huh? Weak, broken, messes that you just clean up.”

“The only one with boy problems is you.”

“Wait, you`re gay?”

“We all had to do things tonight that we didn’t want to do.”

“We’re young, red-blooded american males.”

“Whoever he is, I’m glad there’s some eye candy around here.”

“Why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?”

“You two need a room?”

“You’re a liar. At this point, that’s all I know for sure.”

“See, sexting pays off.”

Halloween/Fall Starters

-“Did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? Let me see it.” -“Stay still I’m almost done with your costume.” -“What do you say if we take the kids early and have some treats of our own tonight?” -“Is there some pumpkin type of flavor or cooking thing you want me to make?” -“That costume you’re wearing is super sexy.” -“It’s warmer under the blanket cave I’ve made.” -“Hold my hand before we go in.” -“You shouldn’t go out there!” -“Stay here with me until the sun comes up?” -“The colors this year on the trees are beautiful and vibrant.” -“Is this fresh made cider?” -“If you bob for one apple and get it on the first try I’ll give you a kiss.” -“I prefer you without the costume on.” -“I’m not going as that. Nothing you say or do will convince me otherwise.” -“I cant even see your head hardly, you’re buried in a mountain of an oversized sweater.” -“You got a little too into this holiday didn’t you?” -“I’m not going in a graveyard.” -“It’s surprisingly warm out today for being autumn.” -“Don’t scare me please.” -“(insert other muse’s name) I know you’re in the closet.” -“Please take a jacket on our walk or stand near me.” -“This is super good can I get the recipe?” -“Are we doing this? I mean really doing this? Because I hate haunted houses.” -“OK but if someone pops out at me and I punch them its not my fault.” -“I can help you with decorations if you’d like?” -“Why are you so hell bent on giving me a good scare?” -“Stop putting the blanket on and going boo.” -“Did you see a creepy figure in the yard?” -“A bonfire in the late fall is super nice.” -“Lets go out of sync with tradition and make something non pumpkin related to eat please.” -“What should be go as?” -“We’re a little too old to go trick or treating.” -“Why did you give the pumpkin such a stupid face?” -“You’re a little too obsessed with Halloween.” -“Gory movie marathon. You, me, and my couch. Right now.” -“Lets go to a costume party.” -“You’re going to win the contest for sure.”

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“It would mean a lot to me if you come even if it is awkward for you. I promise I’ll make it worth it.”

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“I’ve done a lot of things that I regret but that was not one of them...” 

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“I swear these kind of things happen to me and my friends everywhere we go. We are like murder magnets. The worst part is I don’t even feel like it’s over yet...”

disturbing starters

Be warned that these are very scary sentences. If you can’t handle horror, or get nightmares easily, these sentences probably aren’t for you.

“Of course I don’t want to kill you! I already have!” “Who are you looking at?” “What are you talking about? There’s nobody else in the room… right?” “I’m going to kill you now.” “There’s a knocking sound coming from the mirror.” “There’s someone looking at you through the window.” “I heard someone saying my name when I was in the shower this morning. You weren’t home then, were you?” “Why are you telling me that you’re going to get killed…? You’ve been dead for two years.” “Don’t go downstairs. I heard it call you too, in my voice, but it wasn’t me.” “Why are you making me dinner? We just ate…” “I keep hearing my daughter/son/wife/husband/boy/girlfriend scream every night while I’m wide awake, but they’ve been dead for years.” “What do you mean you didn’t leave this message for me? Then who did?” “There are all these pictures on my phone of me sleeping last night– but there was nobody else home but me. I don’t know what’s going on, but I think that someone– something– is breaking into my house.” “I can hear laughing coming from the attic, but we’re the only ones home…” “Don’t look in the mirror. That reflection isn’t you.” “If you go outside now, they’re going to steal you. They want you.” “I have the feeling that I’m being watched.” “The cat isn’t staring at you… he’s staring behind you.” “I live alone, as you know, but when I woke up last night, I could feel a breathing down my neck.” “I know that the old man who lived next door died, but I hear him talk to himself every day, like he used to.” “Can you see that too? That thing staring at me at the end of the bed?”

“SOMEONE’S GOT TO FILL THE LIPSTICK POWER VACUUM.

              SHE’D LOVE THAT I WAS CARRYING ON HER LEGACY.”

SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS :

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