squad is over we’re cults now

someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way

Shrek might be a meme nowadays but that last part where Shrek and Fiona kiss, and Fiona remains an ogre and Shrek tells her it’s because she’s already beautiful is so good and was years ahead of its time.

👌🤘🤙✊🤟🦶

Just waiting for when my main sidekick @prettylittleliarsbiga gets dragged back into watching this awful show.

When you have to tell someone why you don’t like them but you decide to go with the “my life is really complicated” rout. But the only thing complicated about it is that you may have had too much ice cream tonight and your stomach isn’t enjoying it 🙃

Mona literally invented hacking and somehow can’t get into the school system.

Oh yeah, that doesn’t make sense. But this type of thing is expected with PLL 😩

i’m not saying i need validation to live i’m just saying that if my heart was flatlining and the doctor started telling me how great i was instead of trying to revive me my ass would be conscious within ten seconds 

eatingisfab:

do you sometimes wonder why you have weird friends but then you snap and realize that youre as weird as them

Important to remember

How to become more attractive: be unavailable or become unavailable

alison: bring it on, bitch

ava, dylan, and caitlin:

Let’s just cherish the first few smoothly running episodes before Marlene fucks everything up

Haha yeah. Maybe by then the cast will grow on me 🙃

I don’t know what is more cringey, the new cast of PLL the perfectionist or the freaking intro 🙃