I made a Cooking by the Book edit starring Marcille and featuring Senshi

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

its so fucked up when kabru takes off his armour and he's literally in tan slacks, brown belt and a turtle neck. this motherfucker rocked up to the dungeon in business casual and you wonder why he's getting his gay ass killed every level

this line delivery is everything

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

brutalist candy cane

descending into madness. y’all want anything?

"The Stoppables"

you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter

The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

Sounds like the child-kidnapping bog guy has it pretty good! You should listen to this guy