redesign of an oc who direly needed one

as it turns out only like 40 of my followers were bots and i reported most of them. so i have over 100 legitimate followers!!! waaaow!!!

blocking bots is an educational experience (learning what "untitled" is in like 10 different languages)

eye of the tiger plays as i enthusiastically jump out of bed and hit my head on an overhead lamp and remain unconscious for the rest of the day

clarification

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

Customer: THE CAR HAS A LOT OF HORSE POWER AND IS A “NECK SNAPPER” WHEN YOU FLOOR THE GAS PEDAL. DMV: NECK SNAPPER Verdict: DENIED

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

tumblr has just been fucking with me specifically recently. not loading pages. not loading images. its not my internet cause other pages load properly. i feel cursed

seeing my notifs actively go up as someone reads fragmented in real time. yes.... its all going as planned .....

she’s happy that I’m back!

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

I don't CARE what genre your fictional world is, put a talking skeleton in it NOW