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adam-n-dog · 5 months

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:)))))))))))))

Everybody seems to like the last sister pro tip so here's another one!

You can make her VERY frustrated by moving all her shampoo/conditioner/toothpaste/makeup just one space to the right/left

Don't know why but I have almost been murdered by Sarah several times for doing this :))

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adam-n-dog · 5 months

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Maybe I don't end the world after all

TikTok live is such a waste of time there are no good….

#SLASH JOKE I WASNT PLANNING TOO ANYWAYS

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adam-n-dog · 5 months

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Yeahhhh >:)

Everybody seems to like the last sister pro tip so here's another one!

You can make her VERY frustrated by moving all her shampoo/conditioner/toothpaste/makeup just one space to the right/left

Don't know why but I have almost been murdered by Sarah several times for doing this :))

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adam-n-dog · 5 months

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Everybody seems to like the last sister pro tip so here's another one!

You can make her VERY frustrated by moving all her shampoo/conditioner/toothpaste/makeup just one space to the right/left

Don't know why but I have almost been murdered by Sarah several times for doing this :))

#Adam gives wonderful advice

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adam-n-dog · 5 months

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Thanks gma :)

There you go 3 whale for 3 questions

1. Have you ever actually talk to Adam. I feel he could make you a whale. He seem like he has many questions that he would like to be answered

2. Is the second coming of Christ all ready born and if so do the angles know? Does anyone know?

3. I herd you hung out with satan before the whole job thing. Did you play cards do you to just hangout at random and you tell him how things are going for you?

Thank you for the whales, @pennycrumb-stan. They're lovely.

1. I'll answer your first question with a question of my own. Which Adam? There are a lot of people named Adam, though some of them would be more capable of making whales than others. I can confirm I spoke to the very first, even though he didn't make a whale.

2. The Second Coming of Christ is already born, yes, and already died as well, because Jesus' Second Coming is the return of the original Jesus, not a new baby--but watch out. The Second Coming also includes a false prophet that pretends to be the return of the original messiah first, before the actual Jesus shows up.

I'm sure there won't be any confusion about who's who on Heaven or Hell's ends, though. And certainly not on Aziraphale and Crowley's, either, however they might respectively be involved.

3. Satan and I had a bet, but the negotiation of its terms and the signing of the contract was facilitated by a go-between. We were never in the same room. That was Satan's choice, by the way. He still hadn't gotten over being banished to Hell, and I don't believe he has now, either.

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adam-n-dog · 5 months

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Nah, you're fine! Yeah, good ole London Clocktower. Not the whole thing, just the numbers and hands.

Not really that much of a difference, honestly. It's kinda funny.

Favorite London building is definitely the cheese grater though. Close second is the walkie talkie.

Sibling #????????????

Hullo! I am actually related to you, Ibelieve!

-@adam-n-dog

Oh hello, Adam! Yeah, apparently there's a whole lot of us. I just arrived in this time so I'm still catching up. You're that ex-Antichrist, right?

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adam-n-dog · 5 months

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Forgot to post this yesterday. Pin

#my art #Quuuuick sketch #I did do this yesterday #And then immediately forgot about it

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adam-n-dog · 5 months

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Pro tip buy your sister things she'll never use so that you can steal them and nobody notices

I am wearing a shark hair pin.

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adam-n-dog · 5 months

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Wow. Nice on you for doing that!

I don't think I've ever sensed anything? Although I think I've heard stories about Ariel being a sort of warrior-y nature angel. The name means lion of God! I do know that much. I'll keep an ear out for you, though.

HEy adam, Your older (i think) Sibling here, just checking in on you!

How you doing, kiddo?

Doing pretty good. Finally getting over a cold I had a bit ago, so that's nice!

How are you? (And who, now that I think about it.. So many siblings!)

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adam-n-dog · 5 months

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Oo. Am I allowed to ask for the story? If you don't wanna tell, that's perfectly fine as well.

HEy adam, Your older (i think) Sibling here, just checking in on you!

How you doing, kiddo?

Doing pretty good. Finally getting over a cold I had a bit ago, so that's nice!

How are you? (And who, now that I think about it.. So many siblings!)

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adam-n-dog · 5 months

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#I'm terrified #Is this. Is this an american thing????#I don't know if I want to visit anymore #That is a joke. Mostly

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adam-n-dog · 5 months

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Cor! My Dad (Not Satan-Dad) was the one who suggested Adam, but apparently, he got it from one of the nuns who delivered me, who I've come to learn were apparently satanic nuns (Not surprising, considering Mum didn't actually give birth to me). Kind of a wild story, when you think about it.

HEy adam, Your older (i think) Sibling here, just checking in on you!

How you doing, kiddo?

Doing pretty good. Finally getting over a cold I had a bit ago, so that's nice!

How are you? (And who, now that I think about it.. So many siblings!)

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adam-n-dog · 5 months

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Funny that, you being called Angel when you're a demon. I don't mind you bein a demon and whatnot. I know plenty who're alright. Crowley, Eric, Beelzebub (Even if ze DID try to make me end the world that one time. Ze got better), Satan-Dad..

You seem to know who I am, so I won't bother introducin myself. Good to meet you!

HEy adam, Your older (i think) Sibling here, just checking in on you!

How you doing, kiddo?

Doing pretty good. Finally getting over a cold I had a bit ago, so that's nice!

How are you? (And who, now that I think about it.. So many siblings!)

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adam-n-dog · 5 months

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Wicked! England's nice. I'd say it's simple here, but people get upset over the littlest things. Last time I WAS in London, I heard this old lady complaining about painting Big Ben blue again. But then she also said that it looked quite nice, so.

Sibling #????????????

Hullo! I am actually related to you, Ibelieve!

-@adam-n-dog

Oh hello, Adam! Yeah, apparently there's a whole lot of us. I just arrived in this time so I'm still catching up. You're that ex-Antichrist, right?

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adam-n-dog · 5 months

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HEy adam, Your older (i think) Sibling here, just checking in on you!

How you doing, kiddo?

Doing pretty good. Finally getting over a cold I had a bit ago, so that's nice!

How are you? (And who, now that I think about it.. So many siblings!)

#Ask Adam

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adam-n-dog · 5 months

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Yep. From a little English town, not too far from London, but I don't really go that often. Are you American? What's it like?

Sibling #????????????

Hullo! I am actually related to you, Ibelieve!

-@adam-n-dog

Oh hello, Adam! Yeah, apparently there's a whole lot of us. I just arrived in this time so I'm still catching up. You're that ex-Antichrist, right?

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adam-n-dog · 5 months

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Ohhhh I'd like to see that

I might be going utterly mad but hear me out:

Water gun filled with holy water

I got the water gun, if someone agrees with my vision bring me holy water.

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