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actuallyprettylucky · 7 months

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Dear patients in waiting rooms,

There may be no other patients waiting, but that doesn’t mean that I want to listen to your cringey werewolf porn audiobook at full volume (cringey because badly-written AND voice-acted, not because werewolf). God forbid the phone rings and the patient on the other end hears! Sit next to your carer and read it with them. Don’t sit across the room from each other and subject me to the almost-fatal secondhand embarrassment.

Sincerely,

The receptionist rubbing her temples behind her computer so hard she’s in serious danger of breaching her skull.

i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.

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actuallyprettylucky · 7 months

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girls will be like “this shade of green 😍” about every shade of green they see, and they’re right

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actuallyprettylucky · 7 months

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😮‍💨😮‍💨

EDDIE THE BANISHED GENTLEMAN

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actuallyprettylucky · 1 year

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EXCESSIVE DESCRIPTION. I don’t mind knowing what someone’s wearing, but I don’t want to read literally two pages outlining an outfit or what decor is in someone’s kitchen. And YES. I HAVE had to! By the time the story kicks in again, I’m like “wait, I’ve completely forgot what happened now!”

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actuallyprettylucky · 1 year

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I’m not Amanda, but I’m open to the concept of an Amanda.

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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actuallyprettylucky · 1 year

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Hard. Yes.

david harbour with a man bun. you agree. reblog

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actuallyprettylucky · 2 years

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I…often go commando. Like, more often than not. Except during Shark Week. I don’t have a problem with any untoward wetness or anything. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I don’t even remember when or why I started doing it. But then again, I don’t often fang about in shorts, so no Kraft singles to worry about here!

tangentially related to recent post but is wearing "sexy" underwear not a situational/episodic thing for the average person, or do most women who become sexually active just completely transition in their underwear choices to shit with lace and/or that does not actually cover their naughty bits?

Is it like a weird "maturity" thing that we don't talk about where only either virgins or old people are supposed to want regular cotton panties that you can comfortably take a walk, work outside, sit still for a long time, or be on your period in?

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actuallyprettylucky · 2 years

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