i still think about "aye moira am oan the protein" way too often
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Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?
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The Sultan of Seconds will have another plate of pot roast, please.
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CUNNING CHESS MASTER: *moves a piece* the game is afoot.
FOOT FETISHIST CHESS MASTER:*gets a boner so hard it shakes the table* the gange is a wuh
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i just realized that tumblr allows multiple audio files in a row and they autoplay consecutively on mobile
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dogshit why even bring it up?
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If General Motors said it's no longer producing Right Hand Drive cars what are all those piece of shit Silverados doing here
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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"
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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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