Whatever researcher said that horses are born with a fully developed brain has never met a colt in their lifetime

The intro to the finale episode of The Crown’s season 5 is an iconic level of petty I would love to be on.

My favorite part of the research about Roquefort cheese was the French getting surprised that a French sheep acts french

Y’all I do not know how to open Prosecco bottles. The neighbors must have thought I tried to shoot them lol

I love I think of cooking as something relaxing but in reality this shit is S T R E S S F U L L

Rupaul’s drag race all stars 7 got me

I wanna find Jaida and just hug her. But at the same time I JUST WANNA HUG ALL OF THEM

Me learning that spike from Buffy the vampire slayer is in fact NOT Billy Idol

My car today said I will die before you touch another horse. And then he followed through.

I need to find a protest and scream I’m so mcfucking mad

So I may or may not have at the time the GOP Venmo’s were leaked took my anger out at Madison Cawthorne and requested lots of money for child support 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️.

But I hope that every single judge feels terrified when their addresses get leaked and people show up. Cuz then maybe you’ll feel a fraction of what women feel because of you

Sometimes I think my talent is that I can make pasta in 30 minutes, but then I read the recipe and realize that the time they had was twenty minutes and that I’m ADHD and also panic during the entire 30 minutes.

I am appalled, disgusted, and absolutely terrified. But am I surprised? No.

Here’s an animal nutrition fun fact!

If you give pelleted feed to chickens you will have

-increased water intake

-an increased chance of cannibalism

This is presented to you by a city girl who is too far into getting an ag degree lol

Keep on trolling in the free world

You know what’s terrifying. I’ve been walking a friends dog at night bc she works insane shifts. Every time without fail, a male in a truck (never the same dude) will roll up and hit on me. It’s disgusting. It happens EVERY single night. And every single night I take a different route so I can’t be tracked.

So for any male reading this.

Rolling up to speak to a woman at night is terrifying for them. It’s terrifying for me. It brings me back to the night I was nearly kidnapped. It gives me a panic attack that will last for hours. LEAVE WOMEN ALONE. We do not want to talk to you at night. And two STOP CALLING ME MAMI. I’m a young girl. I’m not your fucking mami. You aren’t complimenting us. I feel disgusted every time this happens.

And by the way. If you don’t want to be teased. Don’t want to have pepper spray all over your face. Do. Not. Talk. To. Us. At. Night.

It’s not funny. It’s not a joke. It’s downright terrifying. And if your still confused, there are plenty of videos on TikTok and YouTube you can educate yourself with.

And finally,

Woman don’t owe you shit. So if you get offended when I flip you off, tell you to fuck off, and call you some lovely names. Remember, I never asked to talk to you and I never asked for you opinion.