achilleanauthor
The thoughts of a chaotic and very gay writer
Any pronouns (nonbinary).
I write, draw, read, vibe and just generally be a nerd. This is a safe space for anyone LGBTQIA+. I have no interest in discourse. Please send asks and/or messages, thank you.
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“nice blog”
thank you im really good at clicking reblog
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Okay here’s one for what character are YOU (instead of who’s ur bestie)
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Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?
Genie: um
Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you're willing, it'd be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that's not cool, I'm perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.
Genie, now staring at me like I'm insane: ......okaaayyy?....
Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they'd really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.
Genie, just staring at me
Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.
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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like
Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical
Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy
Billie Eilish, for some reason:
#i know how awful a negative body image feels and I'm all for positive talk on masturbation#so reading this is just fantastic
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Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.
"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.
The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."
"Do you own a weedeater?"
"I sure do."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good!"
The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, "Amazin!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"
The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.
"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.
"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.
"No," his friend replied.
"Gay."
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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??
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just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog
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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying
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Old pinned post here
I'm currently homeless and Paypal won't let me access any of the money that's on there (which is thankfully only about $20). Please, if you can spare anything that could help me survive until I can make it to the UK to live with my fiancée, I would be eternally grateful. I'm currently applying to jobs to try and support myself but I'm multiply disabled and queer so that makes things difficult.
I'm going to lose my current shelter by the 30th of April, 2024. If you're reading this after that and I haven't posted in a while, I'm probably just busy trying to survive.
Even if you can't donate, reblogs are very welcome!
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If you wanna keep up with how I'm doing or hear my story so far, the #byrd's business tag on my blog should have just about everything.
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reblog if you:
ARE GAY
ARE POWERFUL
LOVE YOUR PARTNER
SUPPORT OUR TRANS BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND OUR AMAZING NONBINARY SIBLINGS
no one will ever know which one
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