Crumb dump 🤤🍞 No loafs refused 🍽️✨

humans need a glowing weak spot other than the prostate

I hope that my friends know me well enough to know I would never typo "whole" as "hole" and that if left off the w it's because I'm gay

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

shhhhh not right now, i’m fantasizing about financial stability

Do you ever wake up horny and think.. yeah, I just know I'm going to be horny all day

reblog to reblog from the person you reblogged from

Wanna get coffee and go on a walk but Tim has Allergies so we're considering Mall Walking to avoid the Outside

enough with the wind pollination. stop releasing your microgametophytes into the air like some kind of fucking chump. grow up. either form a mutualistic relationship with some animals like the rest of us or go back to proper alternation of generations with water-mediated fertilization like a real plant

When you've been up since before 7am on your day off

Surprise I own clothes

Hi tumblr it’s been a min since I’ve posted here hehe