The fact that I can make out what he's saying with the video muted is a great example of "show don't tell", further establishing the credibility of this film as a cinematic masterpiece

please watch this scene from the Garfield movie that establishes how evil the villain is

forget Resting Bitch Face, I have Resting Competent Face. People see me and think ah yes she can point me to the nearest train station. Fellow grocery shoppers ask if I know what kind of butter they should buy. If a strange man speaks to me on the street it is literally always an inquiry and never a catcall. Once someone randomly asked me what an equinox was and after I told her she nodded and said "you seemed like you'd know." why am I assigned oracle at random interaction

Apparently chasers in Australia are so down bad that they’ve resorted to putting up posters

The freak autistic girl who rambles about her interests and has 30 billion weird kinks does exist btw, it's just that she's usually also a little fat so nobody wants to hear it.

Palestinians in the West Bank tearing down the apartheid wall.

Credit to @caniscathexis for showing me this

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

person who is chronically outside

kiki and bouba are part of the endless cloud of dichotomies under the tao yin/yang

the egg prime directive is at best a cowardly but understandable personal guideline (sometimes cracking an egg means signing up for a lot of emotional care yr not down to navigate at that moment) and at worst it is absolute respectability politics assimilationist bullshit

It isn't shameful to be a trans woman and dudes aren't going to explode being compared to them. Egg jokes are not a big deal and a trans woman saying some shit like "hey, I used to do that before I realized I was trans" is not a big deal, infact most trans women wish someone had helped them realize sooner. If it turns out the person is just a cis dude, big deal! Being upset that your actions can be seen as a thing trans women do is suspect as hell! Being a trans woman is not a bad thing to be!

What do conductors even do like actually

The police in Scotland have the chance to do the most funniest thing right now.

In retail, trying to sell a mobile phone to an octogenarian lady trying to compliment her on her technological understanding, forgot the phrase "switched on" and instead remarked that she was very turned on.

[forgetting how to say “yanking your chain”] i’m only jerking you off

Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.