ace-illusions
ace Illusions
Just a Halloween fanatic struggling through adult life, don't mind me
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“How many people have died to achieve this world domination of yours?” “769.” “…What?” “769 people died to achieve my plans. I counted them, and had each of their names etched on my throne so I never forget what my victory cost the world. Now tell me, how many have you killed to see me dead?”
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don't talk to me or my 300 pornbot followers ever again
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I'm applying for college and everyone I talk to has offered zero information on what classes are actually like. If I'm late (be it a seizure or something) and miss some stuff, how do I get that?? I wanna take back my application and just give up. We already have one family disappointment, why not have another?
#how tf does college work??#I honestly don't want to go#i honestly don't want to go so I'm fcked either way#can someone please help me#no one knows ig#college
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Me vs the porn bots constantly in my notifications
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What’s green, fuzzy, has 4 legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?
A Pool Table
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there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter
tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on
truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that
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I love him so much
Alfred: *dragging The Jokers dead body out of the Cave*
Bruce: ... Alfred what are you doing.
Alfred: implementing color theory. Red is such a happy color and the cave is very gloomy.
Bruce:...
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Hey everyone! ヾ(￣ ∀ ￣ヾ)
This time it was a request by @crstalwolf! This comic will be in about 3 parts! Source: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57624186
Artist: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=18575250
As always, remember to visit and bookmark/follow the original artist!
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Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen
An Update:
Also, happy Antifa mob anniversary
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If a restaurant opened up, I'm going. No questions asked
From a certain perspective, we are made of 100% food.
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Persona 3 behind the names meaning
heres a post about the meaning behind the characters names there wasn’t a post about it so i made one I was really lazy so feel free to add more i will add more of this later I am incredibly lazy so…
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